Barnet

I have received many meritorious awards and lifetime achievements. Among a few of them are: Finalist in Sleepers Anonymous while watching TV, First Runner up in the 2002 Dinosaur Drawing Contest, One of three finalists in the Staying-Up Way Too Late on New Year’s Eve knowing that children will wake you 7:00 AM for Breakfast Club, A distinguished panelist on the Making-up Stuff Advisory Board, Certificate of Achievement in the Fine Arts of Making a Mess, A PhD in Selective Hearing, a BFA in Mixing Crown and Cokes at the Ranch BBQs, A Doctorate in Sarcasm, Surtifide graduit of Typo Erors, Rewarded one of the highest honors by the Texas Highway Patrol for traveling above Mach 1 in a 55 MPH zone, Chairman of the Board of My Imagination, and Post Graduate honors from the Culinary Arts of Microwave Cooking and Reheating.