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gwendolyn

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My Blog

Dear Pandora,

I wish you would please stop playing the Strokes and Neil Young on my stations.  You see, Pandora, the Strokes kind of suck.  And as for Neil Young, while I am willing to recognize his merits as a mus...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:07:00 GMT

Yet another example of my refined sensibilities.

So, I just started reading Northanger Abbey, and on page 4 is a description of the heroine of the book which reads as follows; "At fifteen, appearances were mending; she began to curl her hair and lon...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:59:00 GMT

Right now.

Yes, here I am.  Lying on a hideous, itchy bedspread drinking warm whiskey and ginger ale at the Hi-Lo Motel in Weed, California.  These pillows could stand a little more filling.  I me...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 07:11:00 GMT

Nastier little things...

So, I was just out on the back porch, drinking some Charles Shaw, smoking a cigarette, talking on the phone...you know, doing what I do.  The phone call ended and I took one of my feet off of the...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 21:31:00 GMT

Nasty little thing.

So I just went into the backyard to sit down and enjoy a cigarette, a glass of wine, and the Sunday times crossword puzzle.  Then I look up, and there is the biggest fucking raccoon I h...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 23:23:00 GMT

curiouser and curiouser...

The mouse corpse has disappeared.  A reward will be offered for any information leading to its recovery.  Not that I want the corpse back, I'm just saying...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jun 2005 00:49:00 GMT

ode to Buttercup, part deux

I went to see the Pixies tonight for the first time, and it was fucking awesome.  Then I somehow made it home, and that is also fucking awesome.  And when I got to my front porch, there...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jun 2005 02:57:00 GMT

I love cigarettes

So...I am here at home...alone...my life seems to be going in circles, or cycles, or something round and anticlimactic and cliche. I am out of comfort/cigarettes. This is not good. I am not, howeve...
Posted by on Fri, 13 May 2005 03:41:00 GMT

Ode to Buttercup

So, I get home from school today and decide that I should take a nap (which is perfectly logical, considering I only slept for about three hours last night). I was rudely awakened from my nap by the ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 May 2005 14:49:00 GMT