Mom sez I’m skanky |
Conversation between my Mom and me today:
ME: Oh, good. It says on UPS.com that my new bras were delivered today.
MOM: Where did you get them from? Oh yeah, Victoria's Secret?
ME: I love Victoria's S...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:55:00 GMT |
Hail Satan! |
John to me at the SPCO right as Devil's Trill by Tartini begins: "Just because it's about Satan doesn't mean I'll like it."
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:50:00 GMT |
making dinner + poisoning myself |
Step one: while you are boiling a pot of pasta, start scrabbling around for something to put on it.Step two: locate a half-full jar of pasta sauce that has been in your refrigerator for so long you do...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 20:11:00 GMT |
I fixed the toilet with my eyelashes glued together |
On Friday, I was going out on a date with five of my closest friends, including my sexy new boyfriend, so I thought I'd get extra gussied-up. That included false eyelashes, of course. The little neigh...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:08:00 GMT |
Bad Energy Indeed! |
Sweet Benno recently sent me a copy of his latest CD by his band, Magnets for Bad Energy and I really wanted to listen to it before I thanked him. I have some bad habits for music listening, however, ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 23:16:00 GMT |
Why I can't sleep |
Last night, I was juuuuust about to drift into sleep, when my stomach growled loud enough to wake me up. I thought there was a tiger in my bedroom.
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:25:00 GMT |
Rush is not cool. |
A recent email exchange between my brother-in-law and me...Hi Hillary, once and for all, is Rush cool or not cool? On the one hand the drummer is iconic, but on the other hand they are Canadian ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:22:00 GMT |
Another thing I don't believe, and never will |
(See January 28, 2007 posting for the first three)4.) That anyone thinks MaryAnn is sexier than Ginger.
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:19:00 GMT |
Imaginary Conversation #1 |
Sometimes, especially when I'm driving, I have imaginary conversations with people I know. I wish I could say that they are moments when I am particularly brilliant, but they aren't. It's pretty munda...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:57:00 GMT |
Addendum to: Rush is not cool |
I found out on a nature hike with Mark Mallman today that once he shared a bill with Bright Eyes, and when he was backstage before the show (and he admits he might have been a little drunk), he saw Co...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 23:56:00 GMT |
