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Jade

I'm a wise girl. Kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left

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I am a shamelessly self-involved non-conformist. I need nothing more then a box of Q-Tips and a Slinky to amuse myself for a whole day. Every morning I make sure my physical appearance is elegantly bedraggled (and I don't mean wet). I am a gratuitously physically affectionate being. I love to dance, I am a dancer. I need to dance to breathe! I am a huge fan of Tokidoki; the line is beautiful and amazing. I definitely have high-standards, I wish I didn't because most people don't reach them. I have an EXTREMELY difficult time trusting people, because humans are humans, they do what they do, and make mistakes which can be very harmful to others and if I trust them, I'll probably end up the hurt one as usual. I have been hurt terribly once already for putting so much trust in a person and I am one to learn from my mistakes, thus I don't intend on letting it happen to me again. I have a talent for writing and speaking, but I am not too fond of writing, I hate to do it. I do love to speak though, quite a bit actually. I love language! I hope to master as many as possible. I like: My friends Burlesque Porn Boots Sex Kissing Drag Queens Transexuals Being adored Unicorns Talking Big Brother

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Music:

I enjoy listening to different types of music. My preferable musical artists are: Family Force 5*** System of a Down*** Billy Talent*** Anit-Flag Say Anything* Fefe Dobson*** Cadence Weapon Ludacris* Mindless Self-Indulgence Regina Spektor Imogen Heap** Motion City Soundtrack Eisley* The Dresden Dolls*** The Red Jumpsuit Appartus Good Charlotte* Flyleaf Prince Will Smith Kelly Osbourne** Jeffree Star Hollywood Undead Tila Tequila Sheryl Crow Shania Twain* Shakira Mika*** Aqua Teddy Geiger Pink Belinda Carlisle George Michael Cindy Lauper Gwen Stefani** 20 Fingers Amy Winehouse Backstreet Boys Bif Naked Blackstreet Boomkat The Cardigans Corinne Bailey Rae Daniel Bedingfield DJ Alligator El Pus Coheed and Cambria** The Moffats Paramore*** In Theory Dance Gavin Dance S Club 7 Dido(Mind you, I said preferables; Those are just my favorites, I named those off the top of my head and I didn't list all the music on my playlist or something, that would take ages to do and I don't have that time for anyone. Sorry, but I'm not really lmao) F.Y.I. the artists I put stars next to are the ones I cannot go a day without listening to and most of them, I've been compulsively listening to for years.

Movies:

Matilda Legally Blonde The Gremlins 1 and 2 The Spice Girls Movie The Disney's Aladdin Series My Girl Grease School of RockUhh I'll think of more.

Television:

Pocoyo! Family Guy Degrassi uhmm America's Next Top Model. I don't really watch anything else besides Much Music from time to time and re-runs of classic shows like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Cyber Six.

Books:

The Georgia Nicolson Collection by Louise Rennison. Ttyl, TTFN, and L8er G8er by Lauren Myracle I believe.. Some other shits here and there too.

Heroes:

I am truly the hugest Fefe Dobson fan alive. I am deeply in love with her, I feel as if her name is all I need to be reminded of how good life is to me, especially when I'm down. Raquel Reed is definitely a huge inspiration. Her thrive to success at such a young age is extremely deserving of recongnition. Emancipated at 15 and she was able to keep strong, and succeed and graduate from school ON HER OWN. True success story. Gwen Stefani has probably got a lot of the qualities if not most that I have to offer. I also feel a somewhat relation to Ms. Piggy, Veruca Salt and Bai Ling. If you think you have an idea of what they would be as one, you've probably got more about me figured out.

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About Me again...

I AM ME: I'm Jade. It seems to me, that if you are a non-conformist , You're weird/stupid/lame/ugly etc. But people are noticed as individualist. I've been insulted so much that it doesn't even have a...
Posted by Jade on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:30:00 PST

The best of 07, help me out here.

Unlike ChristmasNew Years is the day we celebrate living a whole other year!And don't celebrate the supposed birth of JesusWho don't even honestly know really exists...BUT WE DO KNOW WE EXISTED FOR AN...
Posted by Jade on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:25:00 PST

Lmao this is HYSTERICAL... lmfaooo

Lmfao I found this really funny man..."Coheed & Cambria caused quite the commotion at the University of Kansas this week. Following a number of dorm windows being shot out a set of cryptic symbols...
Posted by Jade on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 09:18:00 PST

Dear Montreal Canadians...

you suck.
Posted by Jade on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:08:00 PST

I love random facts!

A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. A "jiffy" is actual a unit name for 1/100th of a second Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Walt ...
Posted by Jade on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 04:13:00 PST

Im so tired...

I'm so tired of people making these toys for young girls about being a "superstar/rockstar"And they've always got the commercials including the fact that people always want to take your pictures...But...
Posted by Jade on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:04:00 PST

SAVE A TREE!! Whipe your ass with an owl!

No matter how many thousands of T.V. channels you pay for,No matter how many different time zones you have...There never is anything on T.V.o.0...It's bullshit man!!!They're trynna jiff you!Telling yo...
Posted by Jade on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:01:00 PST

OooO

Kanye west is in NYCooooooOOOOOHe'll probably shun me though.Such a cocky ass.
Posted by Jade on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:40:00 PST

waaahhh

Loves loves loves!I have no time to blogI'm leaving in 15 minutes to pack!I LOVE YOU ALLPLEASE MAKE SURE I AM SAFE IN THAT DANGEROUS CITYI LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
Posted by Jade on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:24:00 PST

News News News!

Tomorrow...I GO TO NEW YORK.Why?I don't know actually.Because my parents want to go shopping.So we will.They will rip me away from my plans to go shoppingMy parents can be quite spontaneousAnywhom!!!!...
Posted by Jade on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:30:00 PST