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About Me


I like wiffle ball . I have friends and they leave me comments . It makes me happy. It's time for the re-write:I'm Audrey, or Aud, or VD, as the hashers call me. Not because I actually have one, but because I hate Valentine's Day with a passion that only a few people can really understand. I like to do all kinds of seemingly random things. Ah, hell. They really are random. There's no rhyme or reason for anything that I do. I am often accused of having an off-beat sense of humor. To some people it's a little harsh, but if you have the gall to laugh, then I'm sure we'll get along great.
There are lots of things that make me happy. Here is the ever-growing list, in no particular order, of course.
hashing (drinking and running at the same time)
bike riding (sober)
interesting people
traveling, even if it includes skipping town for a couple years
stand-up comedy, whether on stage or in the audience
BlackBerries (more of an obsession)
great restaurants
better bars
shooting pool
playing cards
jumping off of things that are positioned over water
kayaking
jet skiing
snowmobiling (and hopefully, one day, snowmoboating)
BEER
music - punk, reggae, oldies...whatev, as long as it's from before 1997
egging hookers
cooking and baking
city-living in my killer downtown apartment
red sox baseball
And the much shorter list of things that do not make me happy:
mean people
popcorn
red sox baseball
television
people who continuously tell me to buy a car
holier than thou christians
republicans
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I'd like to meet:

Generally speaking, fun people who don't take themselves too seriously. If you send me what amounts to a come-fuck-me message, I'll probably send you on a wild goose hunt throughout your city in an effort to find my house, only to learn that it's really the address to your local Planned Parenthood. That may seem harsh, but it will provide me with at least 15 minutes of cheap entertainment while in turn reducing the risk of disease for all parties involved and preventing unwanted pregnancy. I'm really doing you a service because next time, you may end up with some crotch-rotted skeezeball, especially around here. Back to the subject at hand...fun people. People who like to do the things I like to do. People who like to do things I don't like to do. People who think it's fun to egg hookers (transvestite hookers = bonus points). People who will pay my bills. Yeah, so I have a kind of raw sense of humor. If ya can't take it, then I'd probably just call you a pansy anyway.
Oh, and this guy...

My Blog

Mentally Ill: Do they get the help they need?

I'm going with a strong no on this one. As a person with borderline personality disorder, I've found that it is nearly impossible to get the affordable help and healthcare I need to maintain a normal ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:15:00 GMT

The American Cancer Society:

http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/RelayForLife/RFL... Join me!
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:41:00 GMT

2009 - The Big Picture

Every year, most of us make New Year's Resolutions. I generally make a habit of avoiding that because I hate failure and can't take the pressure, so instead, this year I'm going to try to make a plan ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:26:00 GMT

3 Points! And 5 for the little old lady with the groceries!

Indianapolis just isn't really a bike-friendly city. There is an effort to make major improvements by widening streets and adding bike lanes up in Broad Ripple and through downtown, which is a monumen...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:06:00 GMT

It just hit me

I've always been a bit disillusioned about the relationships I have with my friends. I've been going through a rough time lately and just want to talk about it, but no one wants to listen. I've always...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 09:13:00 GMT

Top 10reasons spending Christmas alone isn’t so bad.

In my typical I hate holidays tradition, I figured I'd tell you a bit about Christmas. For the past several years, I've spent this day alone, in the warm confines of my apartment. People always pity m...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 18:44:00 GMT

How to be a Fruit Fly

There are some basic rules, as well as benefits,  to being a fruit fly (or fag hag, if you must), while avoiding being one of those overweight desperate women who cling to every gay male in sight...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:37:00 GMT

I’m one big ball of emotion

Lately, it's true. Sorry guys. I know this is uncharacteristic of me, but it is what it is. Bear with me a little longer, and I'm sure I'll get over it.I finally, after a long time, admitted to myself...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:25:00 GMT

Secret Hiding Place

I know I've been a bit distant lately. Harder to get a hold of. Not as apt to go out for a night on the town. I feel like I should probably explain myself.Recently, my grandmother died. Although this ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:21:00 GMT

Boners vs. Brain Function

Most of you know that my grandmother just battled cancer. Thanks to wonderful doctors and the technology we have at hand, she is now cancer-free, which is, of course, a blessing. But sometimes the eff...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:48:00 GMT