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mary

I am here for Networking

About Me

so hi...... i'm mary. i just got out of school and i'm getting ready to start my new job. yeah. i like candle light dinners, long walks on the beach, and back rubs. well now that we got that out of the way.... i'm from paducah kentucky, i've lived in arkansas and if you ever get the chance to live there or get your teeth pulled go for the teeth you'll thank me later,i've lived in knoxville for seven years now with my family, i'm divorced (thank goodness), and i'm completly in love with my boyfriend of over a year (sorry boys thats right i'm taken). if you need to know anymore about me feel free to ask any time i'm not saying i'll answer but it never hurts to ask.

My Interests

even numbers, anything to do with hair, jewlery, clothes, oh my gosh i'm such a girl

I'd like to meet:

Bob Barker and I'd give him a big o' kiss on the cheek after he gives me a new car.

Music:

whatever I'm listening to at the time

Movies:

I've decidide I don't like movies

Television:

Saved by the Bell and Days of our Lives and dora the explorer

Books:

anything by Dr. Sues

My Blog

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I am slowly going crazy 123456 switch crazy going slowly am 654321 switch
Posted by mary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm just me

how many times do I have to say it.....I like being me I like who I am. Granted I have issues but I like my issues. I like them cause there mine. I dont own much in this world but I do own my issue...
Posted by mary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just being a bitch

okay so women who remember things just to use them against men get on my nerves. Like a woman saying to her husband....."Hey hunny do you remember what you were wearing the night you asked me to marry...
Posted by mary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Men scare me!

Men frighten me. Straight men not gay men. I guess i'm just a heterophobe.
Posted by mary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HI....My name is Liz and I'm a heterophobic

Okay so I dont have a problem with gay, lesbian, or bi people. I will say i't not for me....way to much fucking responsibility. But for all the straight people out there WHERE THE HELL IS OUR FUCKING ...
Posted by mary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dont hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because I will break your heart.

WARNING: Dont fall in love, in like, or in lust with me!!! Every guy who I have been involved with has cried. And I have made them cry. It's not like I do it for shits and giggles it just happens. I ...
Posted by mary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Women.....How f@$ed up are we really?

Women are more screwed up than men. I have personally elected myself to tell the truth for all women.... we have problems. Women are liars, cheaters, and pshycos. I was watching Comedy Central the ...
Posted by mary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Champaign wishes and Caviar dreams

So I've decided what I'm going to do when I get rich. 1st i'm goin to hire somebody to spell words corectly for me so that I dont have to worry about that. Then I'm going to go buy me a sock and bury ...
Posted by mary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Before you start writing my eulegy this is what I want to do

1. Become rich or find a way to be really happy with the $ I have. 2. Try all 31 flavors. 3. learn to spell. 4. try to take over the world....and win. 5. make my mother proud of me......fuck that ...
Posted by mary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST