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The Fat Man

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About Me

..Hey all, There isn't really much to me. I live out in the sticks of VT, smoke a lot of pot and work a lot. I also like to surround my self with beautiful women (and if you know me and see me out I always got some kind of escort). But with having a hotty on your arm all the time also means you have to deal with all of their baggage. But I guess that’s the problem with being too nice of a guy. If you’re in Dover stop by, there is always something going on or if you want to call, then dial it (8024642114). "God, I love the crazy life of a bachelor"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan F O'Connor
Birthday: 11-1-85
Birthplace: Hartford CT
Current Location: I am all over the place
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish, french
The Shoes You Wore Today: always etnies
Your Weakness: women with problems
Your Fears: dying alone a slow and painful death
Your Perfect Pizza: what ever pizza i make is the perfect pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to be able to pay all my bills and not to be homeless
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i dunno there are a lot of them
Thoughts First Waking Up: Caffeine and Nicotine
Your Best Physical Feature: my big belly
Your Bedtime: when i get home from work
Your Most Missed Memory: NYC Blackout
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi bitches
MacDonalds or Burger King: no fast food for me
Single or Group Dates: whatever's clever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Cappuccino or Coffee: i was born a blue collar man, coffee for me
Do you Smoke: like a chimney
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: till someone hits me for suckin so bad
Do you Shower Daily: twice a day
Have you Been in Love: once, wont ever forget her
Do you want to go to College: i just landed a pretty good job without it.
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: not really
Do you get Motion Sickness: when i am drunk
Do you think you are Attractive: the ladies love the fat man (thats what i keep telling myself)
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes, since i have moved out
Do you like Thunderstorms: there ok
Do you play an Instrument: Percussion
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a couple of beers
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yea, a little crack a little meth, you know, the Usual
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a couple, nuthing to exciting
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope a little too cold for that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: ask anyone that knows me
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: by driving a really nice car over a clif listening to the solo in Freebird
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a super hero
What country would you most like to Visit: India or Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i seem to be geared toward brown or hazel
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not taller then me
Weight: as long as she doesn't where bigger underwear then me then it's all good (i'm a big guy so there is a lot of play there)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

interesting people

Music:

this is just what i got in my cd case right now: Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, Eydea & Abilities, Murs, Atmosphere, The Shinedown, Pappa Roach, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Crossfade, Future Leaders Of The World, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Ministry, Mudvayne, Cypress Hill, Korn, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, John Coltrane, Duke Ellington, Herbie Hancock, Charley Mingus.