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Just call me Mr. Mimms.

Why you looking at me like I got a dick growing outta my forehead?

About Me

Well, let me see, if you really need to know anything, just ask me, and I'll try to answer your questions.

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Name:: mitchell mimms
Nicknames:: ass, asshole, dick, cheap ass
Birthplace:: jacksonville, fl
Current Location:: iraq
Hair Color:: brown
Eye Color:: blue
Height:: 6'4''
Weight:: 220lbs.
Tatoos?:: 1
Piercings?:: 0
Overused Phrase:: fuckin asshole
--Your--
Bedtime:: whenever
Best Physical Feature:: my blue eyes and flashy smile
Most Embarassing Moment:: I walked around in a bar in germany naked just for free beer
Most Missed Memory:: the ones i don't remember
First Thought When You Wake Up:: i gotta pee
Weakness:: beer, women, more beer , more women
Best Friends:: not really
Goal For The Year:: stay alive
Greatest Fears:: dying sober
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King...: both
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla...: vanilla
Water or Milk...: water
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: coffee
Hugs or Kisses...: well, they both could lead to something else later on
Cats or Dogs...: dogs
Summer or Winter...: summer, women wear less clothes
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: don't matter to me.
Love or Money...: money
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: none, but i have had blue balls before
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: don't matter
Perferred Hair Color:: don't matter
Short Hair or Long Hair...: don't matter
Perferred Height:: not a midget
Perferred Weight:: someone not owerweight would be nice
Looks or Personality...: well, they go hand in hand
Hot or Cute...: either or, but please, some intelligence required
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: not fat, but a little meat on the bones won't hurt me
--Favs--
Number:: 1
Food:: pizza
Type of Music:: all kinds
Candy:: none
Color:: blue
Animal:: dogs
Drink:: beer
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: well, well, well, thats a secret now isn't it.there are so many to choose from
Movie:: anything
Past Time:: laziness
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: yes
Smoked?: yes
Been Beaten Up?: nope
Bullied Someone?: not really
Skinny Dipped?: yep
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: no but does 20 questions count?
Toliet Papered Someones House?: yep
Played Poker W/ Money?: nope
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: nope
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: no
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: no
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: yeah, kinda why
Went Camping?: yeah
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: hell yeah
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: no
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: don't recall
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: yep
Danced In The Rain?: nope
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: nope, i'm a funny guy
Been On Stage?: nope
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: yep
Been To A Nude Beach?: hell yeah, lots of fun there
Cursed In Church?: who hasn't?
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: yeah, i was a manwhore before i guess
Burnt Yourself?: yeah, being drunk
Been Dumped?: nope
Dumped Someone?: yep
Been In Love?: classified
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: oh yeah
Wanted To Be A Model?: nope
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: nope
Bought Lottery Tickets?: yep
Made Out In A Car?: well, that and a few other things
Cried During A Movie?: no
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: well, i want someone i can never have
Made Love On The Beach?: i wouldn't say it was love
Shoplifted?: not really
Seen Someone Shoplift?: yeah
Hung Up On Someone?: all the time
Yelled At Your Pet?: yeah, i felt like shit afterwards
Gotten Seasick?: nope
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: didn't we cover this?
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: nope
Stalked Someone?: nope
Had A Stalker?: yep
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: fuck yeah, those are the best
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: oh yeah, my brother jimmy, complete waste of skin
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: hell no, thats why its there
Protested?: no
Been To An Island?: nope
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: no, i got drunk
Screamed In A Library?: no
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: hell yeah, beer goggles baby, one night stands
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: fuck yeah
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: well, don't we all
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: yeah
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: nope
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: no, thats just wrong
Threw Up In School?: yeah., i was still drunk in reclass school
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: yeah, isn't that stalking?
Wore Something You Hated?: nope
Wore Something To Match Someone?: hell no
Been To A Luau?: a what?
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: yeah, all the time
Been On TV?: kinda yeah
Been Outta The Country?: hmm, ya know, i kinda am right now
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: yep
Won A Pool Game?: nope
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: no, wheres the fun in that
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: damn near evryday
Dieted?: no
Had An Eating Disorder?: no
Cheated On Your Other?: yeah
Been Cheated On?: oh yeah
Been Paid To Date Someone?: no
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: nope
Tanned Topless?: tanned naked
Been Strip Searched?: nope
Been On A Plane?: yep
Been On A Cruise?: nope
Been Pantsed In Public?: nope
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: yeah
Broke Someone's Heart?: lots yes
Sung In The Shower?: no
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: yeah
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: yeah, alot
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: oh yeah
Been Walked In On While Showering?: yep, but it was by a female so uh, use your imagination
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: hell no
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: nope
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: nope
Been In Detention?: yeah
Feel Off A Roof?: nope
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: no, i don't cuddle
Been In A Wreck?: yeah
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: nope
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: nope
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: what kinda questions are these?
Been Shot?: been shot at lots of times
Had A Water Gun War?: yeah
Been Arrested?: oh yeah, my neighbors all know that one
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: none, everything happens for a reason
Country You Wanna Visit:: alot of them
Way You Wanna Die:: drunk
Like Thunderstorms?: kinda
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: sure
R U A Health Freak?: nope, far from it
U Think Ur Attractive?: sexiest man in the world
Do You Believe In Yourself?: all the time
Wanna Get Married?: classified
Wanna Go To College?: maybe
Shower Daily?: i try
Want Kids?: really? i have dogs, thats good enough
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: done that one years ago
Do U Hate Anyone?: nope
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: nope
Do You Think You Can Sing?: nope
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: yes
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: i don't worry at all
Can You Whistle?: yes
Can You Walk In High Heels?: no, i'm a guy
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: yes
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: not really
Can You Multitask?: yes
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: nope, i have a life
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: sorry. not short enough
Do You Spit?: no, my balls get in the way
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: not really
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: well, that leaves alot to the imagination
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: none, i'm deployed
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: axe body wash
What's Your Favorite Scent?: women
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: fuck yeah
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Posted by Just call me Mr. Mimms. on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST

This is who I am, so deal with it.

Ok, lets look at some facts here, since folks got around here are surprised by the name change. Bad stuff. 1.  I'm cheap as hell 2.  I'm quite rude actually. 3.  I'm an asshole like you...
Posted by Just call me Mr. Mimms. on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 05:54:00 PST

And what?

I was talking with someone today and i mentioned something that i can do rather well actually.  i wasn't going to put this up here, but since i give a damn what other people think, here it is. Al...
Posted by Just call me Mr. Mimms. on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST