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Matt

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About Me

Despite having gone to art school I still have trouble talking about myself. I suppose I live more or less the same life as everyone else in the smallest big town in America. Or is that the biggest small town? Anyway, I work and pay my mortgage and bills and try to keep enough from my paycheck to buy something frivolous or go out to eat. I love my wife and my family and enjoy the holidays. I have a slight disposition towards frustration and procrastination. I avoid old friends for the fear of making small talk and I get nervous around co-workers outside "the office". I like to sleep in on occasion but get annoyed with myself for wasting time.

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My Interests

I am interested in old stuff, like castles and what not. I like dressing up in funny clothes and hitting people with foam melee weapons. Sleeping, eating and pooping are also fun along with watching movies and playing real-time strategy games on the computer. I enjoy working on my house and taking care of my yard but I wouldn’t call that an interest. Traveling is awesome but expensive. I am also into art.

I'd like to meet:

Pope Benedict XVI, Morrissey, Martin Schongauer, Jesus, William the Conqueror, Ingres, Saladin, Giovanni di Bicci de' Medici

Music:

Our CD collection ranges from Leonard Cohen to The Haunted and from The Beastie Boys to Judge. Currently in the boom box is A hundred Highways, the latest American Records Johnny Cash exploitation.

Movies:

I like WWII movies and epic battle movies with melee combat. Historically based period films with lots of drama. Give me action and adventure, espionage and suspense.

Television:

4 8 16 23 42

Books:

I already know everything so I don’t have to read.

Heroes:

My dog is my hero.