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Ol' Gaber

The Strength of Many, The Courage of a Few

About Me

...I cannot say how long this road shall be. But fear not the obstacles in your path, for Fate has vouchsafed your reward. And though the road may wind, and yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye foller the way, even unto your salvation... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

sugar-coated breakfast cereals, camel toes, chilli dogs, rusty trumbones, upper decks, hot rods, nekid swimmin, partys, moogs, romancin the ladies, pompadores, welding, old guys with tattoos and cool stories, i like to wear pillows on my head and pretend that i am the general of the colonial forces

I'd like to meet:

Filo Beto, Evel Knievel, Lone Wolf McQuaid

Music:

motley crue, dickie betts,starflyer 59, the B-52's,pedro the lion, pop unknown, johnny cash, jerry lee lewis, van halen, boston, reo speedwagon,floggin molly, ccr, the doors, cursive, hank 3, willie heath neal, drive by truckers, hank Sr., gram parsons, causey way, social distortion, jerry reed, tfu, dimmur borgir,joy electric,nerf herder, the rentals, weezer, mates of state, the causey way, magic nigger,god for bid,the reverand, rob zombie, cock fight, iron maiden, judas priest, kenneth brian, wayne"the train" hancock, Bob Wills and the Texas playboys, jimmie rodgers, lynard skynard, I COULD ADD BANDS ALL DAY LONG, LETs DANCE

Movies:

smokey and the bandit, casino, kill bill, cry baby, big daddy(it made me cry), american grafitti, rocky horror picture show, the original texas chainsaw massacre, great balls of fire, Napoleon Dynamite, any thing by Christopher Guest, fear and loathing in las vegas, dawn of the dead

Television:

mystery science theater 3000 is probably my favorite show of all time,family guy, sapranos, zoom, simpsons, silver spoons, the dukes of hazzard, reno 911, ucb, dave chapelle, Mr. Show

Books:

count of monte cristo, crazy from the heat by david lee roth, i was a fourth grade wherewolf, any autobiography about someone who didn't really do anything of importance.

Heroes:

Truck-a-Saurus, sixty feet of fire breathin steel eatin car crunchin mayhem!