+ I'm a Mutt (Mexican/Puerto Rican/Dutch mix)
+ My favorite colors are black , gray , white (when I'm not wearing it... , alice blue , light slate gray , light steel blue , light sea green , cadet blue , firebrick red , floral white , gainsboro , indian red , dark red , dark slate blue , dark green , and dark slate gray .... that's a lot!!
+ I'm obsessive-compulsive
+I'm possessive
+ I've got a bunch of funny lil sayings that you'll get used to eventually
+ I'm a glutton
+ I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong or have been defeated, but I don't like it when I am
+ Don't press your religious beliefs on me... I'm a firm believer Ireneism... the religion that takes on NO religious aspects. Sorry to burst your bubble.
+ Ambiguity is fun
+ I have a strange urge to bite and pinch people at random times (ask anyone)
+ I'm quite the comedian
+ Yes, I'm two inches away from legally being considered a midget (I'm 5'2"). But I don't care!
+ I cannot use vulgar words pertaining to certain body parts. So, I say them in a childish way. I.e., wang, bum, arse, boobies, etc. Oh. and I HATE the word c**ch! I can't even type it!
+ I LOOOOVE to read anything I can get my hands on
+ I love mah lil Berniner and mah prima face Marie (aka... ze bimbo)
+ I know how to behave myself, but when I start to get a lil crazy, I don't care who's looking. Soo... to those weak-willed folk.... you're not for me.
+I am the biggest natural flirt ever. Sometimes I don't even realize it.
+ I get along with males more than females. It's not because I want them. It's just because I'm the only female in a house full of men. I know how they think and I tend to concur. (Chris, Ivan, Javi, Ethan, Erick, Tyler, Jon, Paco, Poser, etc., you know I love you guys.) However, I love the few female friends I have. (Katie, Bernicer, Mandypants, Brittney (recently), My Pony, Alyssa, etc.)
+ I would die for my brothers, but at the same time I want to kill them. "How is this", you ask? I have no clue. It's just one of the many wonders of Renie
+ I'm quite insensitive to others' feelings... so shush ur face!
+ I laugh at everything (even when I'm mad, which pisses me off more.... which sucks)
+ I love to play video games! And I must say, I play them rather well
+ I always have a song stuck in my head. Sometimes it's great, and sometimes it's not. Can't help it. Music is my heart and soul.
+ I don't mind cooking, but I can't cook all that much. So, unless you want macaroni and cheese and bomb ass toast every night, I suggest you learn to cook for the sake of all
+ I hate it when people criticize my preferences... hey... I don't talk shit about you're likes and whatnot... so respect mine... or else you'll hear what I've got to say on the subject... and I'm telling you now... you won't like it.
+ I never judge based on what I hear, so please... spare me the daily gossip on what was "heard through the grapevine." If I want to know, I'll ask.
+ Don't ever ask me to decide anything.... I'm impartial
+ If you want talk shit, say it to my face... I get pissy when I find it out from others
+ I have many nicknames. The most common are: WeNiE pOoPeR, Renie, Poopie, Poop, Cacita, Crunch N' Munch, Squirm-Worm... oh how the wretched list goes on.... oh... and I'm associated with poop only because of my last name, so don't get any ideas...
+ If I don't talk, don't get all pissy. I'm always multi-tasking and can't always pay attention.
+ I'm quite selective with my friends, so you have to work for the label "amigo/a"
+ I'm madly in love with music of pretty much any style of rock... a whole lotta nada can interrupt me when it has my time
+ I'm pretty open with myself. To be perfectly honest, I couldn't care less about others' opinions of me. So if you have questions, ask away homie
+ I love mah kitty meow meow Bam-Bam... damn that cat makes me giggle. And I love my little Luna
+ I'm 50% slacker and 50% procrastinator. If you want anything done... I need incentives.... and good ones
+ I speak Spanglish all the friggen time
+ I love Maynard James Keenan of A Perfect Circle/Tool/Puscifer. He has the most beautiful man-voice.
+I also rather enjoy music from Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails and Chino Moreno from Deftones....
+ I LOVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!
+ I'm a strong believer in the power of the female gender, so men, I'd watch those sexist opinions if I were you. I'll most definitely kick your ass (ask any guy who knows me personally), and as Nick wrote in my yearbook, I have "fists that smite all men"
+ I'm completely random, and will say/ask absolutely whatever is on mah mind (sometimes its scary), so don't get frightened. Only a select few (if any) can understand my nonsensical nonsense. Example: ME: "The cat's outta the bag, Marie" Marie: "WHAT?! What are you talkin bout?" Me: I don't know... I just wanted to say that..." Marie:"Stupid ass!" Example 2: Me to random guy: "Hey... were you circumsized??" Guy: "Huh?"
+ Sometimes I think I'm either deaf or have very selective hearing, cuz I'm always misinterpreting what people say. Today, for example: Katie: We're gonna make a thank you card for Mr. Mercado" Me: "Why the hell are you gonna make him a bank note card???" Katie: "*sigh* I'll get you those hearing aids someday soon"Chris:"... community college" Me:"Beauty college???" Chris:"COMMUNITY COLLEGE!!! Give me some credit... im not THAT gay!!"
+ I have an obsession with anything that has to do with vampires. When I was younger, I even used to dream of being one. I'll read and watch anything with vampires
+ I like the smell of new shoes.... they smell nice
+ I'm not photogenic so please... refrain from trying
+ I have the gayest curly hair known to man. It's straight on top, waivy in the middle, with curly lil ringletts at the bottom. I say it's cuz of my muttness.
+ I'm quite the lazy one
+ I can't stand the smell or taste of any type of fish.... cooked or not
+ I loveses mah stuffed animals Juanito, Squirm-Worm Cleetus, Fellatio (scientific name for a blow job), Fellatia (Fellatio got lonelysome), my monkey Ozzy's Wazoo, my polar bear Lobster Sauce, my teddies Milk Dud and Shishkabob, my teddy Porcupine Quills, my reindeer Bobby, and mah bunny rabbit Baa (as you can tell.... they take over my whole bed)
+ I have a horrible attention span... so hahaa
+ I give anyone and everyone who is my friend a nickname. Examples: Bernice=Berniner, Gael=Pony, Jose=Poser, Marie=Prima Face/Bimbo, Ivan=Moetaquito, Javi= Señor Jerkface, Ethan=Whore... pretty soon, everyone starts calling people after what I name them, so you'd better hope yours is bareable
+ I become a five-year-old when presented with brownies
+I'm horribly, sometimes brutally honest
+ I'm all together a hugemongous mess
+ I dance how I want to dance. Just be happy I'm dancing at all.
+ I love the nighttime and the winter. I'm a sucker for cold and darkness
+ When I get scared, someone told me to think of big floppy donkey dicks. I don't, but I tell others to
+ I have a gay ass memory, and will forget anything and everything 5 minutes later. So please, remind me if I have to do something
+ I don't watch sports... I play them, so don't ask me what my favorite team is... especially if it's baseball... because I'm as ignorant as my shoe
+ I dress and act however I want, I'm not part of any fad and I never will be. How I appear does not define me... learn thisP.s. I'm hopelessly lame, but.... you'll love me eventually.... ♥
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Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Envy: 40%
Greed: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Gluttony: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 34%
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ABOUT
Name: Irene Cooper
Birthday: December 5, 1988
Current Location: Ontario, the land of the devastatingly bored
Eye Color: brown with a lil ring around em
Hair Color: black/brown, you decide
Height: 5'2 yeah i admit it... im short!
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty, a born blasphemer...
Your Heritage: Mexican/Puerto Rican/Dutch mix
The Shoes You Wore Today: black ones
Your Weakness: food and some lovely porn... the mediocre plots amuse me.
Your Fears: I fear that one day all my lovely music shall be gone. and that arnold schwarzenegger will someday become president. And my biggest fear of all would be losing Poser
Your Perfect Pizza: fishless
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to meet someone (not to love) who's not completely brainless in college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: boob, chet, etc...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Already?!?!b
Your Best Physical Feature: um...... my watches...
Your Bedtime: whenever i decide to hit the hay
Your Most Missed Memory: that's the easiest question ever. my grandmother.
Pepsi or Coke: raspberry iced tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell all the way!
Single or Group Dates: single?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: um... they're both pretty good, as long as they're cold
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappuccino
Do you Smoke: never in a million years
Do you Swear: not often, but obsenities do have a tendency of slipping through my lips in moments of uncontrollable anger
Do you Sing: all ze time. music ees mah life
Do you Shower Daily: of course. my hair doesn't allow me not to
Have you Been in Love: of course. my heart hurts every day because I love him so much. (Poser)
Do you want to go to College: of course. i don't plan on working in the abysmal Vince's my whole life... gah.
Do you want to get Married: eventually, and hopefully not soon. im too selfish for marriage right now
Do you belive in yourself: HA! nope.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no... but people call me morning sickness.... even though it has no relevance to the question
Do you think you are Attractive: oh, how comical
Are you a Health Freak: nah but im a sex freak ::cracks whip::
Do you get along with your Parents: not really. i live with my grandpa
Do you like Thunderstorms: of course. kinkiful
Do you play an Instrument: i used to play clarinet, but drums intrigue me
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nah not really. not too into damaging my body
In the past month have you Smoked: i repeat...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: repeat x2
In the past month have you gone on a Date: dating's highly overrated
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I wouldn't touch sushi with a ten-foot pole
In the past month have you been on Stage: no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: quite a few times in my day
Ever been Beaten up: nope but i've beaten plenty of people up in my lifetime
Ever Shoplifted: when i was a young lass... gum has always been my weakness
How do you want to Die: peacefully in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a doctor
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- Irene is actually a mammal, not a fish.A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Irene.Irene is the world's tallest woman!The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Irene.Irene can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.Irene can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.The patron saint of Irene is Saint Eugenie!Irene can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Irene!The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Irene.
What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Your hips
What makes you pretty? Everything
What makes you loveable? How sweet you are
What makes you fun? Your sense of humor
What makes you irresistable? Your flirtatious nature
What makes you cute? Oh, just about everything ^.^