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About Me

i am fiona and that is all that matters.and lord knows i should have been a Russ Meyers heroine. now my talent is forever wasted.Layout made by bust a movex at CreateBlog.com .

My Interests

drinking and reading and having sex and writing. and watching telly. and the cinema. and moaning. and sleeping naked. especially when i wake up and it's warm and i'm naked. bliss.shoes shoes and underwear. and big fake jewellery and the mudflap girl. and staying in hotels i can't afford to stay in

I'd like to meet:

Michelle Rodriguez so that we can do it a lot. like, till it hurts.

Music:

xtina, paris hilton, missy, TI(holy christ he's a beauty), snoop, girls aloud, jentina, amii stewart, sam cooke, slackjaw, stereo headband, grahm coxon, okervil river, will oldham, bonnie prince billy, songs ohia, my morning jacket, the reason, blur, pulp, mariah, trio los panchos, britney, shangri las, rachel sweet, divine, kylie, madonna, redman, method man, nelly retardo, ronettes, kelis, richard x, marilyn manson, 5ive, jeff buckley, all grime mixtapes oh lordy i love grime so much so channel u is a god send, vincent gallo, susanna and her magical orchestra

Movies:

Up!, arizona dream, lilo and stitch, shrek 1 and 2, cry baby, buffalo 66, crash, bad taste, heavenly creatures, the ten commandments, roots, silent hill, both pirates of the caribbean, ring 1 and 2 and 0, mulholland drive, factotum, squid and the whale, junebug, strictly ballroom, 8 women, city of lost children, mr vampire, kung fu hustle, man with the screaming brain,

Television:

curb your enthusiasm, seinfeld, big brother, lost, hollyoaks but only on E4, OC, any documenary on nevada cathouses, club reps, anything about the freak antique dealer boy child who is now a woman. oh my god and Nanny 911 and High School reunion. i hate anything about kids with mutated faces.

Books:

Girls - Nick Kelman, Brideshead revisited It - Stephen King, Imajica - Clive Barker Notes of a Dirty Old Man and Post Office - Bukowski, What's eating Gilbert Grape - Peter Hedges and that really beautiful book with the box with sentences in it by Denis Johnson. centre of the world? JT Leroy. even if he is a woman.

Heroes:

Bukowski and some dirt road whiskey house burlesque dancer somewhere.

My Blog

stuff in general

not having any money isn't the most fun in the world. my mum now has dreadlocks but this doesn't bother me. i don't know why. but if my sister got them too i would cut them off in her sleep. actually ...
Posted by lady on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 04:37:00 PST

CBBSFF

really, though. what the hell is going on?and maybe it's just because i used to watch Bollywood movies every saturday afternoon on BBC2 as a kid or maybe because i've always been surrounded by all kin...
Posted by lady on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:57:00 PST

why did you leave me??!?!?!?

how dare she go away!!well, admittedly, i'd like to leave London too and as soon as possible (but not to Liverpool) but i still feel sad that Sanna decided to up sticks and leave to go have a lovely l...
Posted by lady on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:49:00 PST

Go Dionne, Go Dionne, Go!

Holy God so Dionne is in Sharon's 8 and i can't actually believe itfor years we have been telling her to do it and now she has and i just pray that she makes the live shows. admittedly her auditions h...
Posted by lady on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:50:00 PST

it would be completely amazing

if i could join the circusit really would. i've been thinking about it this morning. paul asked me if i would still love him if he worked in the circus and i thought about it seriously and i realised ...
Posted by lady on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:43:00 PST

so come on baby, won't you show some class?

Not a word, from your lipsYou just took for granted that I want to skinny dip.A quick hit, that's your game.But I'm not a piece of meat, still you like my brain.Night is young, so are we.Let's get to ...
Posted by lady on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:25:00 PST

cancer is more tedious than i ever could have imagined

i am so unbelievably bored of all this now. really. surely it's time for it to just be over and not be so annoying. she only has 1 week of radiotherapy left but because the fucking private health sect...
Posted by lady on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:22:00 PST

one day

i will be rich. and that is the only thing that matters right now. i hate having to work so much. i want to be a kept woman so i can just write books and then make my own money and spend it on kittens...
Posted by lady on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:44:00 PST

my birthday

was the best in the world and it's a shame that i don't really remember it because it was great.i babysat for a couple of hours and then a had chat with a tramp selling the big issue. i had to talk to...
Posted by lady on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:30:00 PST

twice? in an hour? you got to be kidding me!

somebody who i actually like just came over and did the whole 'you've changed! been somewhere nice?!'is this just an office thing? if so, i hate it.
Posted by lady on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:28:00 PST