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Hey all, I'm Cat, 17 years old, future ruler of the world & current Goddess of Spleke. That's right - it's not a typo - I said Spleke. Y'see, Spleke is the place I invented because the real world is well...bollox. In Spleke, where my minions of midgets reside, the laws of the Goddess are enforced and maintained by the Queen of Spleke, Faye 'the Emo Midget Queen' Draper. The Splekeonians have their own language, it goes without saying, and we have many terminological phrases to puzzle and perplex you. We accept immigrants of all heights, but as there is a current housing shortage, and my minions of midgets make a palace out of a bungalow, there is a waiting list if you require loft space. The wonderous land of Spleke is a fantasmic place, and true happiness can always be found there. The citizens of Spleke have recently round a new ally in the people of the Land of the Lynalsian. Together, we will combat the evil of the world, and ultimately, rule it. King John II has always been a citizen of Lynalsian, and was born as a prince. When the prince was still a mere child, the call for war was sounded, and The Great Nation and the young prince went to war with the merciless armies of Fortania. The Lynalsian army fought fiercely at the Battle of the Golden Fields were eventually defeated by the warriors of Fortania, and as the King was ruthlessly murdered, the young prince was forced into exile. Over time, he gathered a few loyalists and soon had an army to rival even that of the Fortanian. He mercilessly reclaimed his own lands, retook his nation and took up his rightful position as King. Oh how fascinating the history of our allies is. But anyway, back to the alleged 'real' world......
P.S.Hannah rocks!
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When I was a kid I...: Was younger than I am now
When I'm alone I...: Am alone...and talk to myself
The most frustrating thing in my life right now is...: Parents & college
If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times...: DON'T EXAGGERATE!!!!
Once upon a time...: I believed in happy endings
The party hasn't started until...: I arrive.......With booze :P
The people I work with are...: from one extreme to the other
I don't want to know...: What the future holds
I can't believe...: in the word 'impossible'
President Bush should...: Be made to eat his own head
I can't remember the last time I...: Went out and DIDN'T make an idiot of myself - but hey - at least I had fun :P
Take my advice...: I don't use it, so somebody should :P
The stereotype I think is the stupidest is...: The fact that goths & emos worship the devil & are evil - in my exprience the majority of them are the nicest people around!
Confucius say...: Confucius do
People shouldn't eat...: Other people....Or yellow snow
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