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Matty

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About Me

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Basics:
Name: Matt
Date of Birth: 12th september 90'
Birthplace: adelaide home of aidz
Current Location: inside a shape packet
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: hair
Height: 6ft 3 n a bit
Heritage: croat/irish english
Piercings: nup but i want
Tattoos: nup but i want
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Band derz 2 many add me if ya intrested, singa have 2 b barry white or marvin gaye dose cats r boss
Song: duno..atm Quadrant 4- Billy Cobham
Movie: mr golding dropping a plastic ball
Disney Movie: Jungle Book
TV show: The Mighty Boosh
Color: orange
Food: Chocolate
Pizza topping: same^
Ice-Cream Flavor: same^
Drink (alcoholic): Cougars but u gotta try ma dads homebrew
Soda: coke
Store: cunnos
Clothing Brand: industrie or adidas
Shoe Brand: t macs coz i got em
Season: summa
Month: september
Holiday/Festival: the festival where all the salmon swim upstream
Flower: white ones wit yellow bcoz a mysterious hippy came up n gave me in 1 in the city, true fact
Make-Up Item: hmm cant say i wear da stuff
Board game: jenga!
This or That
Sunny or rainy: sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: choc
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: if its reel love then luv
Phone or in person: person
Looks or personality: both
Coffee or tea: coffee
Hot or cold: hot
Your:
Goal for this year: to remember my goal which haz failed
Most missed memory: avin ma dad under the same roof az me
Best physical feature: where 2 start haha uhh ppl lyk ma blue eyes?or so i think
First thought waking up: im guna kill that bottle of conditioner
Hypothetical personality disorder: not focused enuf
Preferred type of plastic surgery: chin job get lyk a chin that shouts out authority
Sesame street alter ego: beeper the pink guy who goes bi bi beep n haz orange hair
Fairytale alter ego: the pig who built his house with bricks
Most stupid remark: "i had peanuts last nite so i had 2 wash my hair this smornin"
Worst crime: got caught holdin sum nun chuks! n im legit ther
Greatest ambition: becum a success prove da critics wrong
Greatest fear: walkin thru a pitch blak room den sum1 stickin a pole out n i walk in2 it
Darkest secret: i have none..
Favorite subject: PE
Strangest received gift: flower from the hippy or reel human hair
Worst habit: constant exchanging of humanly gas
Do You:
Smoke: nupa
Drink: wen im out n stuff
Curse: ye
Shower daily: yup
Like thunderstorms: yes
Dance in the rain: who duznt
Sing: again who duznt
Play an instrument: yeh the danelectro guitar! blue suede picks
Get along with your parents: yeh
Wish on stars: not recently
Believe in fate: yeh
Believe in love at first sight: i rekon if it happened 2 me i wud but atm i dun
Can You:
Drive: yeh
Sew: yeh
Cook: yeh
Speak another language: yeh
Dance: oh hell yeh get sum lovestoned goin
Sing: nup duznt meen i dont sing tho
Touch your nose with your tongue: nup
Whistle: yeh but pretty r-tard lyk
Curl your tongue: yup
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: ya im pretty sure evry1 haz
Been Stoned/High: yup
Eaten Sushi: yeh wats the big deel about that its jst raw fish n utha food
Been in Love: i thought it waz but gud chance it waz jst lust
Skipped school: ya
Made prank calls: oh ya
Sent someone a love letter: yeh wen i waz little i think
Stolen something: mayb
Cried yourself to sleep: duno
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? wen dey judge me superficially lyk oh hes got long hair eggh n jst dun even say anytin u aint human if u c ppl lyk dat
Are you right or left handed? both
What is your bedtime? wen i fall asleep
Name three things you can't live without: family, friends, music
What is the color of your room? blue wall
Do you have any siblings? 2 olda sistas
Do you have any pets? yeh 1 dog cooper
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? nut cudnt bare the conchense
What is you middle name? anthony
What are you nicknames? whoa umm dats a big question, matty, moot, krik, carcich, kakeesh, matty mohamed, fat mat, hat stand etc.
Are you for or against gay marriage? i duno i meen wat if every1 turned gay how wud we make babies?!?!?
What are your thoughts ..ion? it shud b allowed, shit happens dats y we have toilet paper in this case its abortion
Do you have a crush on anyone? mayb
Are you afraid of the dark? certain circumstances lyk vicous erasers lookin to bite ma toes off
How do you want to die? in battle, sword battle killin an arabian king of the desert n then inspire a legioin 2 a win or playin poker
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 9
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? mayb if i had a son id do it 4 him
What is the last law you’ve broken? treet uthaz az u wud lyk 2 b treeted
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: dark browny colour
Eye color: blue
Height bit shorter den me jst a bit
Weight umm slim but not a gurl who duznt eat or anytin i duno lol
Most important physical feature: headlights mate!nah jst playin um reel gud smile n nice bod fo sho
Biggest turn-off constantly sayin the word c-u-n-t or the f word thats our job 2 get angry n sware
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My Interests

lots of questioning stuff n wat if i did..lotsa thingz ponder u must ask the ponderer aka me about the ponderin n wat u ponder about...ponder, "two two two timing touch and broken bones"i luv music its jst lyka source of everytin duno watd id do witout it, playin music not reel musik jst stuff i make up on the spot, writin hell weird stories jst chek out ma one im doing now on ma blog,cars, chiks, partyin avin a gud time. soka, bball n more sports...go swannies, i also lyk teasin russian communists bears at the zoo coz they dun understand the art of supply and demand, the a-team, george costanza, larry david comedic stylin,Basketball b a huge playa in da field of interests i jst lyk doin shit that u dun think iz guna happen sumtin unplanned or spontaenous. Luv the beech in da summa altho im known 2 get sunburnt but its worth it. Sitting on the computer and miming and air guitaring and air synthesisersing songs that im listenin 2. , musik(THE HIVES & NWA RULE!)lol n heepza utha musik, doin stuff wit friends, sports, funni shit lyk pranks n all

I'd like to meet:

prob bob dylan n ricky gervais larry david bcoz he is jst 'it'when it comes 2 comedic writing n jst so funni sum1 from the nba any1 julian barrat noel fiddin funnni blokes

Music:

if ur reeli interested in wat i lyk in music ud best 2 add ma msn n cht coz i cud talk agez bout musik but shout out goes 2- led zeppelin rules of rok kanye west jazz fusion the genre n wat blues means 2 some ppla

Movies:

harold n kumar go 2 white castle, ali g movie, girl next door, kung pow enter the fist, jay n silent bob movies, napoleon dynamite of course!,caddyshack..nananananana, the warriors!!

Television:

darkplace, southpark, the mighty boosh, seinfeld lol, mxc or takeshis castle cant, curb your enthusiasm luv da show "im tony harrison i cum fully equipped with a papoose"

Books:

zoo magazine???tim allen, im not really here n his other book dont stand 2 close 2 a naked man oh n hugheys cookbook:never trust a skinny chef

Heroes:

bob dylan, arj barker lol funiest man alive, larry david, louis 'thunder thumb' johnson no he aint a pornstar hes a legendric slap bass playa ross noble dat pom iz one nutta u jst gotta c perform live b4 u die ..src="http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2554/hivesposeug1. jpg" alt="MySpace Editor" /

My Blog

me n ma next ambition

well az i waz on da net i realised the worlds smallest country waz up for sale. thats right theformer sea fort turned country called seafort which is  only 550 square metres big n its just s...
Posted by Matty on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

my weird ass story

hey every1 this is my story its only a tiny sneek of it i just want u 2 chek it out n tell me wat u think n...if ud buy tha book lol   Sandy Vagina and Bob Sinclair decided to go fishing in Canad...
Posted by Matty on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:27:00 PST

moot n ma hair lol

Moot n ma hair By the way im moot lol.Ma hair is getting longer, and i am hopin it gets longer realli quickly coz i miss my old hair. I miss bein able 2 swing it 2 a awsum rock beat or freek people ou...
Posted by Matty on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:39:00 PST