Callous, shallow, egotistical, superficial, apathetic, deceitful, manipulative, boastful, irritable, irresponsible, and unremorseful best describes me...and the average sociopath.
History, as well as video games (Madden, Medal of Honor, Call of Duty, God of War, Resident Evil, Silent Hill) reading, writing, and sports--especially football, with the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers, Ohio State Buckeyes, and Cincinnati Bengals being the teams I loyally follow. Other interests include: huffing, skanks, egging, petty theft, dodging creditors, and yelling at neighborhood kids.
-"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair--the ultimate shit-talker -Benny Hinn--the greatest con-artist of our time -Bob Ross--greatest artist of the 20th century, could knock out a masterpiece in less than thirty minutes -Dean Martin--the king of smooth -Millard Fillmore--became the thirteenth President of the United States with the death of Zachary Taylor; still, the greater achievement of his life was his simply surviving childhood with the name "Millard", a name that reeks creepiness and would probably attract the attention of many bullies -Dolly Parton--the 8th and 9th wonders of the world -Eden 38DD--fellow classmate at North Hardin High School, still I can place neither face nor breasts at this time; nonetheless, nice to see the Trojans representin' in the adult entertainment industry, and well at that with a show on HBO -Genghis Khan--overran half the known-world in the 12th and 13th centuries, and wasn't very nice about it -Phoebus Apollo--the most Greek of the Olympian gods, as skilled with his bow as his lyre, and "pimp of nymphs" -Yoda--wise, diminutive Jedi Master who wields a light sabre better than the English language, which strangely of incidence is the predominate tongue in the Star Wars universe -Hugh Hefner--eighty years old and plays house with three hot girls -"Ocho Cinco", a.k.a. the athlete formerly known as Chad Johnson--cannot be shutdown by one defensive back in the NFL, and who is more than willing to tell you that -Errol Flynn--best moustache of all-timeThe following is another list of people with whom I'd like to meet, however in a dark alley while wielding a baseball bat or bicycle chain: -Russell Crowe--has a face that says, "G-day...I'm an asshole." -Big Bird--would make interesting noises as he (or she) was getting beaten down -Any member of the Pittsburgh Steelers--specifically Hines Ward, Joey Porter, and that snarled up, Sgt. Slaughter-looking Bill Cowher -Rosie O'Donnell--loud-mouth that was annoying on VH-1 and her own show, and now blabbering her crap on The View -Tom Cruise--actor in bad movies, the world's largest dwarf, and noted Scientologist; who for the latter thinks he is an expert in psychiatry, when but just another brain-washed high school dropout, granted a rich one, that cults prey and thrive on -Any convicted child molestor--lowest of the low -Kim Jong-il--should be beaten for his hair alone -Jar Jar Binks--annoying creature from the Star Wars prequels -Oprah Winfrey--no bigger phony on television; her show is the only where during a given season one can learn how to climb out of debt or hear about poor children in South Africa, then later be peddled a Burberry purse or $127 tin of popcorn -Fat people who draw up their faces around smokers; as if that big spare-tire they are toting is so much healthier than cigarettes.
LIKES: A Nervous Wreck, Black Sabbath, The Doors, Alice in Chains, KISS, Motley Crue, Radiohead, Stone Temple Pilots, Buckcherry, Nugent, Pearl Jam, Filter, Silverchair, and the such. DISLIKES: Country, boy bands, Michael Bolton, the Beach Boys, opera not in Italian, ska, Michael Jackson, Bette Midler, Christian contemporary, Barbra Streisand, Tejano, the bagpipes, Jesse McCartney, and showtunes.
LIKES: Historical epics, historical documentaries, horror, and some science fiction. My favorites include: Gladiator (despite Russell Crowe), Kingdom of Heaven, the Star Wars trilogies, The Patriot, Excalibur, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original from 1974). DISLIKES: All romantic comedies featuring Meg Ryan, Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts, Reece Witherspoon, and Hugh Grant; all Stallone movies, most especially the Rocky and Rambo series; all Tom Cruise movies with exception of The Last Samurai; and all movies featuring Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff, and the Olsen twins.
LIKES: Cheaters, Caillou, QVC, Prison Break, This Old House, Survivor, NOVA, Frontline, The Amazing Race, COPS, 60 Minutes, Dateline, TBN, 48 Hours Mysteries, and 20/20. DISLIKES: The Oprah Winfrey Show, Will and Grace, Grey's Anatomy, any golf event, Ghost Whisperer, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Desperate Housewives, Maury, Roseanne, The View, anything pertaining to NASCAR, Wheel of Fortune, Judge Judy, Friends, Ellen, Dancing with the Stars, poker, Seinfeld, and Postcards From Buster.
The Iron Sheik, Gaston from Beauty and The Beast, Caligula, people who actually make money on the Internet, Cujo, Eddie Dutra, Burt Reynolds, Darth Vader--Dark Lord of the Sith, Joey Greco, Oscar the Grouch, Barbaro, King Solomon, Marlin Perkins, Bob Barker, Regis Philbin, Tony Little's ponytail, Archie Bunker, Karl Marx, Theseus of Athens, Big Daddy Kane, Jock Ewing, Gheorghe Zamfir a.k.a. Master of the Pan Flute, Patrick Swayze, Don Knotts, the Joker, Mr. Spock, Leatherface, Tony Robbins, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, and Doc Holliday.