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Violated_Elmo

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Biker Mole Elmo. Nothing makes me happier than waking up in the morning and finding myself wallowing in the aftermarth of an obviously compromising situation from the night before. I use to be innocent but after certain sordid misadventures on a road trip to New Plymouth to see INXS, I tried Vodka, Tequila and Beer in the same glass and discovered it to be a rather potent combination, the effects of which I liked very much. I was corrupted by those I trusted most of all and have now embraced my new found dirtiness.The images of said Road trip can be found in my pics. So enjoy....! Row, Leisha..call me...we'll get together soon and do something! Sarah...come closer...I'm too hung over to aim this bottle at your head and hit you with any accuracy from this far away!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes 42 bellow and Tequila..preferably in the same glass. Anyone who is willing to give me a spanking and who likes to corrupt otherwise innocent individuals. Row...in our secret place...especially if you bring the vodka and your paddle. Leisha..if you bring me tequila! Sarah..just so long as you can stand being pelted with half full tui bottles. Ron Jeremy..he's my idol!

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