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Mike Allen and the All-Stars

About Me

LAXCITIVE RIM-JOB!!! was formed in the winter of 2006 by two very cunning, handsome and charming young men... their names, Jake Heinen and Seagen Neiman. After coming up the idea for a band they quickly looked through their extensive list of people that could join the band; they found that the list was actually only one name, and then called friend/lover Jordan Freer. As a side note, Jordan is also very cunning and possibly more handsome then Jake and Seagen and definitely more charming. The trio played together off and on through the rest of the school year and then really amped things up in the summer of '06. After writing a few failed songs (they weren’t all bad, but the lyrics where absolute trash and music was pretty armature... well they where basically all bad) they said screw it and started to write more lighthearted and in general better music. The band was now almost complete, but they where still missing a drummer. That’s where Paul Patton came in, and came in he did. Paul is what we in the music biz call good, I mean he is really good... Paul is so much better than the rest of the band they sometimes wonder why he even sticks around. So the All-Stars where now complete, they have well written songs and a drummer, and they started to record and play shows. they had a great run of shows, mainly with the gutterballs. it was amazing, but after alot of thought, they decided to have a mutual break up. they played their last show at bobfest 2007. they wanted to go out with a bang and they did with the bobfest people's choice award. that was freakin sweet. this was some of the best memories they will have. thanks for all of your support and stuff. we love you all. seriously.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
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Member Since: 10/2/2006
Band Members:

Jordan Freer- lead bass, lead vocals, tolken Native American... Jake Heinen -lead keys, lead guitar, level 9 dragon sorcerer...

Saegen Neiman - lead guitar, Pokemon Master

Paul Patton - lead drums, Animal communication expert...

Influences: fans, critics, girls, boredom, randomness, nectar of the Gods, garage bands, loud noises, our drummer's facial hair, the Slammer, microwave pizza, Riding in Vans with Boys, feedback, pickslides, flipsides, adreneline, applause, High School, the barn, "custom" guitars, fun, breaking bass strings, the box o' picks, praying someone will forget we have his drumset, double kicks, heavy metal jam sessions, hope, dance parties in Paul's kitchen, sucking pizza sauce, Mazda 323's, friends, Mark Hoppus, the day before Homecoming, curiosity, frustration, recording, Sucktion Goat, the best day that never happened, lame radio interviews, God hating one of our songs, Hobbits, First Night Spokane, Luke smashing little girls, 940 watts of pure destruction, Sitting in Hoffmans for 2 hours, A song about a lost turtle, power outages, Silvertones by Samick, Christmas presents, possibility, tommarow,

Sounds Like: music...sometimes...Mike Allen and the All-Stars playing Barbie Girl

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My Blog

The end of an era

After a full year together, Mike Allen and the All-Stars is over.For the past year this band has been a huge part of all our lives, and not playing music together anymore is going to take some getting...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 23:36:00 GMT

victor and the phantom 6

So, the endoplasmic reticulum has yet to be contemplated by the national union of organicientists. i had to circumvent the emancipation proclomation. i soon had the brilliant deduction of photosythesi...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 20:47:00 GMT

victor and the phantom 5

So I once new these awesome people named Paul and Jake. They were awesome and made a totally awesome shirt design. They looked at each other and wet themselves as they said, "dude...dude that's ... du...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 20:17:00 GMT

victor and the phantom

last night.as the love filled my eyesthe couch was supporting my heartplaying spyro the dragonin real soda is an artas we satwaiting for our friendswe grew wearyit was much too deep to mendi was waiti...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 13:40:00 GMT

victor and the phantom

alright time to start going...going were you may ask, non of your business... let's see one day while a massive pail of fries was being eatin i thought of a supernatural dream that consisted of a supe...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 20:10:00 GMT

victor and the phantom

So I was sitting here thinking when I thought that it crossed my mind... PARTY!!! Our BAWLS BASH!!!! aka Patrick Lewis' birthday party. For those of you that are confused about this awesomeness it's g...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:34:00 GMT

victor and the phantom

so we had this pet mouse named victor. he got caught in a mousetrap, so we named the mousetrap victor. but then the mouse was out of a name!!! oh no, what shall we ever do? we decided since we were he...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:22:00 GMT

BOBfest and THE LAB

So we have just been accepted into BOBfest, it is June 16, 2007 so if you know us, love us, want to love us, or one of us had a secret crush on you in third grade you should come and watch and vote fo...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 20:00:00 GMT

the cd is out!

hey guys. sorry about all the wait, but the cd is finally ready to start being sold. if you want a copy, email us, or talk to us sometime. i believe the price as of now is 10$ or if you come to one of...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 19:29:00 GMT

Corbon 72

The other night Paul swears his girlfriend got abducted by aliens and he had to build a spaceship and fly all the way to CORBON 72 to find her. And  along the way he lost his LEFT SHOE, saw a CAT...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 22:22:00 GMT