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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Gerald Baskums
Birthday: 2/30/36
Birthplace: Helsinki, Finland
Current Location: Johnston, Rhode Izland
Eye Color: bloodshot red
Hair Color: molten grey
Height: 5'8 and shrinking
Right Handed or Left Handed: im ambidexterous
Your Heritage: Native American, African American, Spanish
The Shoes You Wore Today: some sweet ass penny loafers
Your Weakness: cherry bomb asses
Your Fears: getting stabbed by a poor person
Your Perfect Pizza: can't eat pizza, got false teeth
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: live
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I want your hot body
Thoughts First Waking Up: holy shit im still breathing
Your Best Physical Feature: my sweet sweet 'stache
Your Bedtime: 8 pm
Your Most Missed Memory: World War II
Pepsi or Coke: cocaine
MacDonalds or Burger King: you dumb fuckers spelled McDonalds wrong
Single or Group Dates: love the group action
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i'd rather drink a nice tall class of cow urine
Chocolate or Vanilla: go to hell
Cappuccino or Coffee: i injected coffee into my neck with a syringe
Do you Smoke: im a huffer
Do you Swear: go suck a dick, or cock
Do you Sing: beautifully
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: every night with a different lady
Do you want to go to College: Yes, im preparing for it
Do you want to get Married: hell's no
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: piss
Do you think you are Attractive: you've seen the pics, im a fucking 10
Are you a Health Freak: yes, i bench 320
Do you get along with your Parents: never met them
Do you like Thunderstorms: gosh no
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: heavily
In the past month have you Smoked: heavily
In the past month have you been on Drugs: do i need to spell it out for you
In the past month have you gone on a Date: only to the BDSM meetings
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no those youngins try to steal my sweater
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: have you eaten a box of shut the hell up?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: swallow the sushi whole, imm talented
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, in an off off broadway rendition of Mr. Belvedere's Men
In the past month have you been Dumped: go to hell
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: im stealing your heart right now aren't i
Ever been Drunk: i am right kkanoew
Ever been called a Tease: im a sweet croner, of course
Ever been Beaten up: no but i've done my fair share of lynchings
Ever Shoplifted: didnt i already answer this. you survey people love the cock
How do you want to Die: im goin down in a blazing flight of glory, in a gun fight, with the cops
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a women's bicycle seat
What country would you most like to Visit: North Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green/red/brown/hazel/shut the fuck up
Favourite Hair Color: bombastic brown
Short or Long Hair: shaved, i like my wommen fully shaved
Height: who carese, shut you hole
Weight: 200+
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: many many
Number of CDs I own: i only own records
Number of Piercings: 11
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 245
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