Ranting, Bitching, Moaning, and All Sorts of Thoughts During my Man-Period: The Collected Works |
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My balls itch. That's how
all great works of writing start, isn't it? Well, not necessarily
with 'my balls itch,' because I'm fairly sure Plato never once talked
about his balls dur...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:38:00 GMT |
More songs! |
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You like to walk a battered pathBare
your feet to paved thornsTread upon the thin iceAnd bear all
your weight upon itAnd when you fall and cry for me,I laugh
and say,
Oh, but you n...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:26:00 GMT |
greatest AIM conversations ever continued |
I am Jills tits (8:57:49 PM):no invite D
pennyplusjack (8:57:49 PM):oh i just got it
raven yun (8:57:53 PM):got it?
pennyplusjack (8:57:54 PM):"bush" is looking at "ass"
TheHoboBob7 (8:57:56 PM):z...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:14:00 GMT |
Arthur |
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In The End
The past mistake is the present regret.
The
room was dark and damp; a macabre vision of dancing shadows that kept
in time with the swinging of a single ligh...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 15:12:00 GMT |
ten things. damnit, sammie. =P |
ve been tagged, don't worry YOU ARE NEXT!!. The lucky. The proud. The few. Anyway whatever, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 18:59:00 GMT |
Omnom. |
Destroyer of the crippled, persecuter of the Jews, and all-round wondrous asshole Officer John Graves was enjoying his government issue donut ration as much as his sagging gut was in an office space t...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:56:00 GMT |
My Culutural Heritage (an English honors essay) |
.. --> @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --> Seeing as I am adopted and I have absolutely no idea what my heritage is beyond that the Statue of David...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:15:00 GMT |
BEST AIM CONVERSATIONS EVER CONTINUED. |
..tr> raven yun (6:02:31 PM):Hey. AgainstDonald (6:02:50 PM):sup dude. AgainstDonald (6:02:52 PM):its been forever. AgainstDonald (6:02:53 PM):jesus raven&...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:21:00 GMT |
best AIM conversations ever |
so. these are a collection of the greatest AIM conversations i've ever had. in terms of hilarity, though, SO YOU'RE SAFE THERE TEAL. =P this will be edited many times and have many added to it as i go...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:22:00 GMT |
Sex Pie |
And the pie sat there, its wisdom infinite like that of the gods - the result of its luscious brown crust, baked to a crispy perfection that snapped off effortlessly with a trail of dripping jelly tha...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:44:00 GMT |
