terrible tanya

I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job.
I have a passion for not cooking.
I have a lot of good ideas I should probably patent.
I mistrust establishments that don't have Splenda.
I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.
I'm not a voracious reader of instruction manuals.
Global warming makes me grateful for being childless.
I have terrible "gaydar."
I'd rather have my head explode than wear my dirtbike helmet.
I'm a terrible, terrible designated driver.
I'm genuinely terrified of people who aren't terrified of sharks.
I constantly look up words on dictionary.com, its why i have internet access on my cell phone.
I'm saving up for a nervous breakdown.