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small rhinocerous

ghengiskahn1

About Me


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MySpace Generators Click Here for Free MySpace Layouts you know when you become a man you ask yourself one question...what am i gonna do with my life. it was august 7th 1927 when i asked myself that very question, and wouldnt you know the answer was delivered on the talon of a retarded message pigeon named jethro that was supposed to deliver to a ghengis kahn many many years prior to the day i recieved this message. i was just a zygote when i got this message and it read "you are the one, the one who is solely responsible for the elimination and slaughter of all lizards no matter what color size or era, who is cheap, looking for money, and slightly homosexual" i read this and thought wow im not even born yet. but i do except this awesome responsibility!!! and this my friends is a prequel to the nessy chronicles....i thought you might wanna have this cleared up as to how i got put into this awesome and kinda weird posistion as the nessy slaughterer (if thats not a word deal with it) it happened and i live with it everyday. spiderman bitches about his responsibilty...fuck you dude i dont have webs shootin outa my hands all i got is angry dolphins with shotgun cones on there noses and crazy animals no matter what species most of the time spliced with some kind of cheese......

My Interests

snowboarding, skating (board not fruit boots), surfing, spending time with my wonderful gf kelley i love her so much, chillin with the weaslehunters and the columbums, hating the air force, loving my ford lightning, eating snacky smores, wrangling small otters, beating nessy shaped pin'atas, chinese caligraphy, tattoos!,crafting windsocks,and a bunch of other stuff but i dont remember them

I'd like to meet:

hmmm its a toss up between a small rhinocerous or a punk rock princess

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Music:

starting line. yellowcard. poison the well.voo doo glow skulls.homegrown.nfg.saves the day.the pok 5 underground.cats band.atreyu. and alot more than i feel like naming

Movies:

best movies ever snatch biodome and out cold

Television:

south park hands down

Books:

whats a book oooooo right ummm the lil engine that couldnt than

Heroes:

my hero is the first guy to ever nail jello to a tree or ugh the messanger pigeon