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[This is Spinal Tap] Favorite Spinal Tap chune? Hell Hole
[Ghostbusters] From 1 to 10, how hot is Gozer? 10!
[Anchorman] Favorite weapon to bring to a News Team rumble? Nunchukus
[Monty Python and the Holy Grail] Could God create a killer rabbit so ferocious, that even His Holy Hand Grenade could not kill it? Probably
[Austin Powers] Would you want a mini-you? Yes! Oh man would I get chicks!
[Notorious] Nazis - Best villains ever? Yes, although the Decepticons are a close second.
[Raiders of the Lost Ark] - Besides snakes, what animal are you most afraid of? Tarantulas
[Mulholland Drive] - Blondes or Brunettes? Blondes
[Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan] - Who is your arch-nemesis? Richard Gere
[Batman Begins] - What vehicle would you own if money wasn't an object? KITT
[Star Wars] - You're Han Solo and you owe Jabba big time money. You get it after returning Princess Leia to the rebel alliance. Do you...1.) Get the money back to Jabba as soon as possible. 2.) Stay and help out with the rebel plans and try to get into Leia's pants. 3.) 2.) Stay and help out with the rebel plans and try to get into Luke's pants. 4.) Buy up all of your original series action figures and keep them in the box so you can retire in style later. I'm so into Leia's panties, it's not even funny. You know that she'll be all depressed about her parents and home planet dying and stuff. Easy pickings for a rogue like myself.
[Glengarry Glenn Ross] - Have you ever stolen anything? No. I'm a good kid.
[Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas] - What drugs have you taken? booze, cigs, and some other stuff - if you're curious, you can ask me :P
[Airplane!] - What was the longest flight you have been on? 13 hours from San Fran to Shanghai. So brutal!
[Highlander] - Favorite liquor Bombay Sapphire Gin
[Lord of the Rings] - Have you ever given someone a ring? I call people all the time.
[Pulp Fiction] - Favorite biblical quote or story? Anything involving whores.
[Clue] - Who would you always be playing Clue? Professor Plum
[Evil Dead 2] - Do you believe that there is such a thing as a "soul"? Yes. I feel it stir everytime I listen to Blood on the Tracks.
[Memento] - Is there one thing in particular you are bad at remembering? People's names.
[The Usual Suspects] - Who do you work for? I work for a major computer chip company that has five letters in its name.
[Pootie Tang] - Who is the coolest person to ever live? Flavor Flav
[Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie] - What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Mstied - Red Zone Cuba. Unmstied - Underworld Evolution
[South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut] - What's your favorite curse word? Cumdumpster
[Spider Man 2] - Name a costume you've worn for Halloween. Dr. Evil was a big hit a couple years ago
[The Matrix] - Is Keanu Reeves a good actor? He's underrated, but he's still not good.
[Clerks] - What is the worst job you've ever had? Food service. Cleaning the grill was the worst job.
[Sin City] - Which of the seven deadly sins is the one you're most guilty of? Gluttony or lust.
[2001: A Space Odyssey] - Are you happy with your computer? Right now, yeah, although my cheapo video card just gave out.
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