sqeekies |
@! squeeky! Kill it! Kill it! That @@$@@ thing freeks me owt. what the @@ is IN that thing?? I wunder if I kan find sum maches and burn a pile of them.
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:51:00 GMT |
Stinkin’ hot |
Dude, its so freekin' hot here. I hate summer. I dont want tu go outside ENY!! The humiditee messes with my 'do too. We have a little pond in the back but there rnt eny bikini chicks out there so why ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:08:00 GMT |
Lay-dees Day |
OK seriusly. I just fownd out that Feb 29 is LAY-DEES DAY!! Mom sed its when the lay-dees propose (or my prefrence - propisishun) the dudes. Once evry fore yeers! Wheres mine??? I no chicks dig me! I ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:55:00 GMT |
Happy V-Day to my Lay-dees! |
Since ther are so menny of you, I kant wish you a Valentine in person. But I'm werkin on some nekkid videos for you all, if I kan get mom off the computer long euff.
Maybe I'll set the living rum on ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:12:00 GMT |
burthdae blew |
That wuz just about the wurst burthdae ever! My mom is such a hor! There wur no strippers! No keg! No loud music! No bling! Not even a stray hot dog! She gave me a frostee paws (not bad, actualee) and...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 13:38:00 GMT |
Birthday Eve |
Tumorro is my forth burthday! And I am still so hawt its amayzing! I told mom i better get lots of treets and love and there better not be a bath anywher in the neer future! That hor better have ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:03:00 GMT |
Im BACK! |
Well yu all no that mom is a hor. Shes been hogging the computur and not letting me blog forevur becos shes been bisy. I told hur ovur and ovur that i needed tu chek my vitals and tuch base with mah p...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:39:00 GMT |
Medical Condition |
This summr bloes! I been so @@! itchy! Onlee upshot is that moms been giving me pills in butter. Drugs and fat! ROCK! But that hor has been giving us lots of baths tu wich SUCKS. Steembote is in wurse...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:47:00 GMT |
chick cumpanee |
We have a visiter and she's cute! Hannah is here and she so totalee digs me! She can't keep hur hands off me, of corse - dopt be jelus laydees, its just the way we roll around here.
She got here yest...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:33:00 GMT |
too gud tu be true |
Yu no, its bin a long time since we had tu have a bath and I was getting reely used to it. I thot maybe finely that !##@ had given up - i dont make baths easy fur hur. I make shur shes complayning tha...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 14:00:00 GMT |
