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I'm an enigma wrapped inside a riddle wrapped inside a fresh flour tortilla.

About Me

I cannot be perfect, so I'll just be me. That's close enough. Tendency to keep people at arms length. Although, it actually Andre the Giants' arm... Consider myself funny; I may make you laugh. Granted, my sense of humor is drier than the Sahara, the surface of the moon, and even a really old woman's cunt...I do believe I am the greatest entertainer....of myself. I am loyal and considerate...to those that are in return... I have a big heart...mind you it is surrounded by electrically charged barbed wire and ravenous pitbulls.... the pitbulls are also electrically charged....it is nearly impossible to get in, but once you do, chances are you will never get out...

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Posted by on Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:57:00 GMT

My Madness

This short story written by Charles Bukowski clearly describes how I relate to  "the species." Read on...             There are degrees of madness, and the madder you are the obvious it will be to oth...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:25:00 GMT

Phantasmagoria

Surrounded by the hazy fogLight fights its way throughTo pierce the mental smogTime and space begin askew                                       A phantasmagoria of blurred visionsScream in the mind's ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:42:00 GMT

Contemplation

The moonlight cascades onto the shoreThe sand and waves crave no moreA hermit crab scurries on byFrightened by the sight of the night sky Meandering thoughts flow into the mindAs contemplation reveal...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:50:00 GMT

Perceptions: sound associations

When things are slow and my mind is actually working for a change, I find I think of the most unusual things. Of course, those who know me will not be surprised by this. This excerpt from my mind is a...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 00:48:00 GMT

Random birthday thoughts and radioactive crickets II

So I had a birthday today, and at this point, its pretty much nothing more than a number, though, its an excellent excuse to get smashed.(Folks who are attending Saturday night's extravaganza will be ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:26:00 GMT

Go back to bed, America

This post is for those who make life more complicated than it is. Reflecting on the late Bill Hicks, his material and his thoughts, in the end, its just a ride. Some quotes from the man himself. Enjoy...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 23:47:00 GMT