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Don't Bother

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. -Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck.

Music:

Flogging Molly, H2O, Bouncing Souls, Neil Diamond, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Queen, Beastie Boys, Groovie Ghoulies, The Sounds, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

SIN CITY , All Kevin Smith flicks, all Quentin Tarantino films, all things Python, The Baxter, Fight Club, Heathers, Garden State, Shawshank Redemption, Breakfast club, Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Clue, South Park movie, Sixteen candles, Death to Smoochy, The Holy Trilogy (ORIGINAL! Not special edt.!), Say Anything, High Fidelity, Orgazmo, Run Ronnie Run, Zombies, Sleepaway Camp, Fifth Element, Harold and Maude, Willy Wonka, Wizard of Oz , to name a few

Television:

LOST (I am obsessed with it!) Spongebob Squarepants, Mr. Show, Rocko's Modern Life, TGTTM, Clerks, X-play, Square Pegs, Project Runway, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Monk, South Park, Family Guy, Flying Circus

Books:

Anything and everything by Stephen King, She's Come Undone, Tao of Pooh

Heroes:

Gilda Radner, Warwick Davis

My Blog

Reality is the name of this poem

Reality is so unreal Like walking up a flight of stairs that lead nowhere Swimming in mashed potatoes Where's the gravy, Baby If you would like to make a call please hang up and dial again A bunc...
Posted by 5lb Matza on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:39:00 PST

Gobble dee guck and very long nothings

The laser beam eyes      And hatred filled dialouge Are always present   Wandering in circles isn't very fun. I find that I often get lost. Walking in circles. Do not ask me h...
Posted by 5lb Matza on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST

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Posted by 5lb Matza on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:53:00 PST

Happy Valentine's Day folks

In European traditional art and folklore, the heart symbol is drawn in a stylized shape. This shape is typically colored red, suggesting both blood and, in many cultures, passion and strong ...
Posted by 5lb Matza on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:09:00 PST

Haiku followed by ramblings

It's not perfect math      Nor is it perfect science But it is the truth   And whether or not it's a shared truth really remains to be seen. It's been vocalized as true, but t...
Posted by 5lb Matza on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:07:00 PST

In a slightly better mood

I have a few leads on places to go/live. Still a little in the dumps. I thought I should update after that dreary entry last week.   I will just add this small bit of dialogue from 'Saint Elmo's ...
Posted by 5lb Matza on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:56:00 PST

It's what I want for Christmas. How 'bout you?

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Posted by 5lb Matza on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:01:00 PST

Photos from the Left coast.

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Posted by 5lb Matza on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:22:00 PST

Riding

Heard Death Cab on the way home from Seattle          Opossing traffic headlights flash at seizure speeds The weather here is as fickle as a woman...
Posted by 5lb Matza on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:41:00 PST

huh

I'm turning into such a girl.
Posted by 5lb Matza on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:13:00 PST