"Maybe its in ma back pocket"
"I get in the front pocket of girls jeans"
"Aww Sick!"
"Im Sick"
"No Jack you just stepped in Sick"
"Na but your quite wide...well I am a big Lad.."
"Hey mate watch out a riot vans here to get ya,
Ye I betta watch out for them Riot vans disguised as Ambulances......."
"Hey u still havnt seen facepacker yet have ya?"
"Wow so when u spitroasted her... did u actually spin her round?"
"Is ur Telephone wire moving because someones on the phone?
Prolly just the wind mate"
"Lad I Roll Deep!"
"Hey mate, i'll get ya a benddade , wow"
"Well done ya held ma mums mirror"
"Is Scotland a county? or a country?"
"Pulled her Pulled her loads"
"She does look quite good in a...a full body skirt"
"Hey look its Dunc, no mat that guys a sweaty Turk"
"They must pluck these outta the desert."
"Whats that in ur hair?...Your face after i butted it!"
"He just bossed the rest into the stock exchange"
"Back in day in Greek Land i reckon his mum was the village bike"
"Get kickin the fod lad"
" I wanna be on ur myspace Smith" ( U are now love ya x )
If ya dont know what any o these mean, then i'm sorry ya dont know me as well as u shud. Sort tht one out ye?
Add me an chat, If u like me, chances are im gonna like u, ima postive chap like that. xx
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