Can I Interest You In A Chat About Nothing? |
Im at that age. That delightfully unknowing age. The age
of liberalism? The age of existentialism. The age where you are finally
realizing how small you really are and how you really dont k...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:41:00 GMT |
Stupidity Meets Driving, Take Two: A Detailed Account of My Trip Back to Davis. |
I know what many of you have thought to yourselves, Ali,
we enjoyed your driving story so much, can we have another one? Well adoring
fans, you know I am never one to disappoint the earnest...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:29:00 GMT |
Today's Monochromatic Palette |
I lost my muse. I sold my talent off to a kid with braces
and an eager face. He took my abilities and my words and made them better. As
he became a stronger speaker, I became a weaker writer....
Posted by on Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:05:00 GMT |
I'm Sorry, Was My Driving Getting In The Way of Your Stupidity? |
So today I met my parents at a restaurant for dinner. We
dined, extensively, or at least as extensively as one can on mediocre Chinese
food. So we feasted and then it was time to leave. I had...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:54:00 GMT |
Insert. Chew. Swallow. Repeat. |
I found this blog sitting on my compuer from when I was at Santa Barbara. I guess it sumarizes the two quarters I was there.Insert.
Take the pain that infects your bones. Take the love and the failur...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 18:15:00 GMT |
The NNR (Neo-Nazi Revival) and Other Joyous Happenings |
Hallo, ich heiße Alexandra. Ich komme aus Modesto, California. Ich haße Deutsch.
I am in German 1. German 1, to me, sounds like "hey, I've never spoken the language before, I want to go ahead and le...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 16:37:00 GMT |
It Is Becoming Comfortably Numbing. |
Confusion Barricades the Limbic System ....I don't mourn the dead when I could celebrate the living.I don't cry for the past when I can change the future.I refuse to taint the joyous term "I love y...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:45:00 GMT |
"Ew. Nobody wants corn. Ever." |
So as many of you know, I was taken on a two and a half week journey to Ohio to move my sister. But, that story is for another time. This story is one of disbelief, disgust, and annoyance. It's about ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:56:00 GMT |
Dr. White Lacked Vana's Smile and Grace |
So today I saw a new doctor since my old one is on vacation in India. His name was Dr. White. This intrigued me greatly. I thought I would walk into his office and it would have a Wheel of Fortune bo...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 15:15:00 GMT |
"You Don't Smoke Crack?! You're No Daughter Of Mine!" |
So my parents made me this like huge breakfast. There was this big smorgasbord of breakfast delicacies if you will. They had eggs, bacon, little bebe muffins, toast, a bunch of fruit, the works. Orang...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 14:45:00 GMT |
