The 50 shittiest albums unfortunitly released in 2008 |
Another year of timeless music has almost passed us. The year 2008 has been a great year for the music industry. With new-comers like The Last Shadow Puppets and their album "The Age Of The ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:30:00 GMT |
My good friend, Bill |
Today is the day that one of my very good frieds, Bill, is getting married to a girl that I had uncertainties he would find. I had the honor of being Bill's best man today and sign that marriage certi...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:38:00 GMT |
You are about to leave MySpace.com |
Oh my GOD someone please warn me before I leave my precious myspace.com!!!
Who gives a shit? We all know how to leave myspace.com its not like we need a fucking warning page. Click the "sign out ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:09:00 GMT |
Moron’s reproducing...still? |
What happens when sperm cells swim into a uterus? You make a baby, but is it possible that regular sperm can make the anti christ? Yes, in fact on March 28th 1987 said anti christ was concieved (me yo...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 06:23:00 GMT |
Don’t take acid before you go to sleep, you’ll have a fucked up dream |
I had a dream last night where I was flying a plane to the middle of the rural village in northwest China. The plane had 34 passengers and 2 of them were white, the rest were Chinese. The two whi...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:51:00 GMT |
Natalie Dylan: Once in a life-time prostitute....Literally! |
If you were raised in a right-wing-conservative family, when do you think an appropriate time to lose your verginity would be? On prom night with your highschool sweet heart? When your in a serious re...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:06:00 GMT |
Getting a guy to commit, by the DMFT |
So some guy had the idea to figure out what drives men to fall in love or how they feel comfortable enough to commit to a relationship. I didn't write this shit, nor am I plagorizing. I'm just attachi...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:25:00 GMT |
I can write a song when I am bored. When I am bored. When I am bored |
I can fix a plane with no tools in hand. No tools in hand. No tools in hand.
Look at me, look at me. Hands on your ass like its good to see YOUR TITS.And I'm a sexy air framer when the shop's so jealo...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:09:00 GMT |
Goddamn Califonia. Goddamn heat. Goddamn bordom. Goddamn Tom |
I don't like Lemoore Califonia. People can say whatever the fuck they want to about Whidby but at least its not a fucking desert. I don't like whidby that much anyway but at least I'm not going to die...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:58:00 GMT |
Actions speek louder than words, but blogs speek louder than actions |
I don't know about a lot of things: I don't know why lack of sleep inspires me to write. I don't know why celebrations bring out the best of people. I don't know why a 2 week long global compitit...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:33:00 GMT |
