We are a loud rock n' roll band on tour with our friendz, The World Famous Stinky Malone. By "tour", we mean the Irish bars in Broward county. We are only allowed to play a few songs a night because any thing more would actually be illegal in the state of Florida, people overdosing on rock 'n roll or something.
Band Bio:
Handsome Dick Champagne (vocals)- Handsome Dick Champagne was not always handsome. Ok yes he was ! Richard Ignatius Bjorn Champagne was born in Oslo, Norway. His father was a viking and his mother a small time prostitute who mainly worked out of the small ports on the Nordic seaside. She also used to sing occasionaly. After she died from an allergic reaction to her gonorrhea medicine, young Dick vowed to wail from every Scandanavian mountaintop in honor of momski. Consequently, it was that spirit that made him the greatest lead swinger in the rock n roll world. He joined forces with Sven Champagne after they met in the Nordic God of the Year pageant in 1981 (Dick won, by the way, but that's neither here nor there). The rest is history. Dick enjoys pleasuring many lovers and has over 6,004 to date. His lovers know him by the name of Handsome Stallion...He also enjoys hanging at "The Rusty Trombone", doing large amounts of acid while operating motor vehicles and of course, cocaine...his favorite food is beaver...
Trixxx Champagne (drums)- Born in Pontiac, Michican. Relocated to Hollywood, CA to make it with a rock band that is as awezome as I am. Started on the road working as a Drum Tech for acts like, Enuff Z'Nuff, Extreme, Tuff Luck, Motley Crue, Poison, Europe, Brittney Foxx and a small LA band called Muff Diver. I like Bikes, Whores, Drugs, fast cars, and anything that can make me look really, really, really, good. Like, I like hanging out at "The Rusty Trombone", CBGB's, The Whiskey, Scarlett'z, Tootsie's, Booby Trap, Pink Puzzycat, Pure Platnum, Solid Gold, and The Dollhouse. I'm currently endorsed by: Premier drumz, Vater Drumstixxx, Zildjian cymbalz, Audix mic'z, DW Drumz, Aquanet Hair productz, Famous Anus cookies, Rockerware clothesline, Starbuxxx coffee, Hot Topic, Taco Grande (and the food too) (E. LA), and my cocaine dealer "Joe".Later my Bitchezzzzzzzz
Anders Van Anderssen-Champagne (guitar)- Anders Andrews Van Anderssen grew up on the streets of pain in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. Born an orphan, he was raised by a group of transvestite prostitutes. In 1985, after seeing the first Rock in Rio festival, he begged his lady boy gaurdians to buy him a guitar. At age 13, he landed the lead guitar slot in the local metal band Tudo Bem Mon Amour. Unfortunately the metal scene dried up and Anders looked across the globe for more work. He had always heard some "pretty wicked guitar solos" on Vietnamese Pop songs he heard at the local noodle house, so he packed his bags and moved to Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam and quickly became an A list studio musician, playing with such artists as Ngyuen Dinh Prik, Phu Ngyuen Tien, and Thanh Duong Tran. His talents caught the eye of the Asian Prince (http://www.geocities.com/asianprince_213), and Anders was recruited to join the prince on his Southeast Asian tour. In 2007, while playing the Cambodian Music and Mango Festival, Anders got the call from Pink Champagne to fill the spot of their late guitarist, Dr. Sven Champagne, who died in a hot air balloon crash/cocaine overdose. The rest is history.
Bubbly Champagne (bass) - Bubbly Champagne is originally from Stockholm, Sweden but was raised in Honolulu, Hawaii. He has 47 siters and a brother. After entering a Lyle Menendez lookalike contest on a dare, and winning (see photo in pics section), he decided to go to Hollywood and make it as the world's first serial killer impressionist. However, his career was short lived and he briefly spent some time in jail on charges of tax evasion. After being introduced in prison to several items of bondage clothing, he decided to look for a job where he could sport these looks full time. Enter Pink Champagne. He knew it was the job for him so he immediately bought a Nikki Sixx instructional bass video and taught himself to play. The rest, as they say, is history.
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