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Whitey

I almost hit a pedestrian

About Me

The Four things Whitey loves most is Smoking and Drinking and Fuckin and Fightin!!!

My Interests

Smoking and Drinking and Fucking and Fighting

I'd like to meet:

Some fine bitches that'll put out

Music:

Screwdriver and TOOL and ICP!

Movies:

killer clowns from outer space (whitey fucking loves it), IT (this movie describes Whitey), any motorcycle movie is fine with Whitey

Television:

Max Ex, Full House, anything on E!, Married with Children,

Books:

Whitey is so Fuckin' ill-it-er-it, but Whitey got Mein Kampf as an audio book

Heroes:

Fucking Violent Jay, Shaggy 2 Dope, Pennywise, Dark Lotus, The Hatchet man (i got his necklace), Michael Myers (hes Whitey's distant relative), Passenger the Pumpkin Killer, Gabe (Whitey fucking loves gabe)

My Blog

Whitey hates MAY

May always reminds whitey of the time he dropped out of the educational system.  he loved women and drugs more than high school.  the only thing that tames whities sadness is his lust for di...
Posted by Whitey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cops

Whitey was driving a car with a missing tail light, expired plates, no insurance and Whitey had no license either. Whitey had to use hand signals to turn. then this mother fuckin pig pooled Whitey ove...
Posted by Whitey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bitches n hos!

Tonight Whitey was hangin out with his girlfriend Kara. Whitey was soooooo pissed cause this fine bitch at the restaurant Whitey and his girlfriend went to was jockin Whitey's nuts. Punk ass Kara was...
Posted by Whitey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST