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Vuestra Merced

F*ck L Ron Hubbard and all of his clones

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rachel
Birthday: St. Valentine's Day
Birthplace: Manhattan, NY
Current Location: New Yawk
Eye Color: Dark dark brown
Hair Color: Angry, electric, blue-black
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: the right way
Your Heritage: African/Papua New Guinean-American (dad) & Salvadorean (mom)
The Shoes You Wore Today: hooker boots *lol*
Your Weakness: piano players & baristas
Your Fears: shaming my family, never realizing my full potential, public humiliation, being grossly misunderstood in a negative way
Your Perfect Pizza: the Mexican kind
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to stop lying to myself
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: *xo*
Thoughts First Waking Up: Love is a 4-letter word
Your Best Physical Feature: Um... I've been told I have enviable eyelashes and, uh, what did you call them, Dee?--"Batatas"? *LOL*
Your Bedtime: HAHAHA! You only need a bedtime if you actually sleep, right?
Your Most Missed Memory: Mostly everything that happened pre-puberty
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi with cherries
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Is this your way of questioning my promiscuity, you prying bastards?!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton (but I'd rather a glass of iced, homemade lemonade)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Oh please. Strawberry is better.
Cappuccino or Coffee: doesn't matter--as long as it's light & sweet
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: claro que si, coño
Do you Sing: *ahem* "There was a tiiiime, when I was so broken hearted, love wasn't much of a friend of miiiiiiiiine..."
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: I'm too much of a realist to get caught up in such biological nonsense.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, and uh, still doing it, actually
Do you want to get Married: Would you stick a needle in your eye?
Do you belive in yourself: not as much as I should, but only because I fear disappointment like I would the vile plague
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I have my moments... And many more to come...
Are you a Health Freak: yes, but it's easier said than done
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, as long as I'm safe & sound indoors
Do you play an Instrument: Two, actually. Piano & flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I can easily take out a box of El Almondero nougat, EASILY
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: Have I, B?
Ever been called a Tease: No. "Virginity" is a ridiculous guilt trip invented by men in attempt to control a world in which they are vastly outnumbered by the opposite sex...
Ever been Beaten up: do my parents count?
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: without pain, regrets, debts, or enemies
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: sexually active... *lol* no, seriously, healthy, happy, comfortable, & respectable
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark & mysterious
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: just keep it clean and neat, gentlemen, thank you
Height: taller than me
Weight: "Lean & mean"
Best Clothing Style: metro-earthy to sporty-preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't do em'
Number of CDs I own: way too many to count
Number of Piercings: one in each ear
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Quite a few, but the effect is slowly but surely wearing off
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My Interests

Ancient civilizations, aboriginal folklore, ancient religious scrolls & texts, psychology, physiology, art (http://www.jwwaterhouse.com), myths & legends, the evolution of languages, museums, Flamenco, corsetry, antiques, jewelry, weddings, costumes, the history of contraception, 19th century black leather boots, belly-dancing accessories, customs & rituals, Shakespeare, royal family trees, tracing bloodlines, New England, haunted historical sites, sailing, the history of courtesans, big cats & little cats, herbs, flowers, late night movies, music, chocolate, wine, bubble baths... Oh, and uh, *ahem* BDSM...

I'd like to meet:

My maker... Oh, & it would be really amazing to meet Brian White; make him smile, earn his trust, and then bound him with platinum hancuffs, teach him some hard manners, stroke away his inhibitions, leave love bites on every inch of his body until his pretty eyes tear up, and then milk him of his sweet, Taurus ego little by little... But, um, for now, I'll stick with long lost friends, relatives, & classmates.

Music:

Garbage, Morcheeba, ATB, Olive, Mana, Amaral, The Gypsy Kings, Faithless, India Arie, Seal, Keane, Madonna, Paul Oakenfold, Laura Pausini, Amin van Buuren, Amel Larrieux, Talib Kweli, U2, Goapele, Rocio Durcal, Radiohead, FBF Productionz, Mary J. Blige, Bebe, Stabbing Westward, Kula Shaker, Lupe Fiasco, Akon, Les Nubians, Leslie King, Shannon Hurley, Cherry Bikini, A.F.I., Cordero, Sunshine Anderson, Oasis, Alejandro Sanz, Micahel Nyman, The Wallflowers, Ofra Haza, Sandro, Cafe Tacuba, Sarah McLachlan, Marianne Faithful, Duran Duran, Jimmi Hendrix, Ojos de Brujo, Soraya, Christina Aguilera, Coldplay, Maria Rita, The Wild Strawberries, Shakira, DJ Encore, Engelina, Cheb Mami, Carla Werner, Montse Cortes, Ne-Yo, The Fray, Mono, Rancid, Dashboard Confessional, Paulina Rubio, Moby, Nina Pastori, Emiliana Torrini, The Gin Blossoms, TS & Janet Taylor, Jann Arden, The Goo Goo Dolls, The Rolling Stones, Diego el Cigala, Tina Turner, Des'Ree, Lauren Hoffman, The Animals, Madison Park, Lemon Jelly, The Who, Cristian Castro, Estelle, Los Naranjos, El Gran Combo, Celia Cruz, Estrella Morente, Sheryl Crow, Boy George, Green Day, The Isley Brothers, Carlos Vives, DJ Velu, Wicked Wisdom, Dido, Kerry Chandler, Dido, Alicia Keys, Sarah Brightman, La Tana, Total, Juanes, Disturbed, Justin Timberlake, La Tobala, Peter Gabriel, Elastica, Robert Miles, Aine Minogue, Blur, Fluke, A.K.U.S., Ana Salazar, Plummet, Mandaryna, A Band Called Pain, Sudah, Chill-ist, E.A.R.T.H., Sunn...

Movies:

Immortal Beloved. Orlando. Mad Love (Juana the Mad). House of Spirits. The Lion in the Winter (196?). Anne of the Thousand Days. Elizabeth. La Reine Margot. Troy. Jezebel. Sense and Sensibility. Amadeus. Jane Eyre. Romeo & Juliet (Franco Zefferelli). The Piano. Alexander. Jefferson in Paris. Schindler's List. The New World. Amistad. Dangerous Liasons. Blackrobe. The Mission. Glory. The Last of the Mohicans. Gettysburg. Gods and Generals. Hero. House of Flying Daggers. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Apocalypto. Batman Returns. Labyrinth. The Dark Crystal. Queen of the Dammed. The Bourne Identity. The Bourne Supremacy. Ultraviolet. Pitch Black. The Chronicles of Riddick. Hero. The Last Samurai. Rapa Nui. Hoodlum. Imitation of Life. Madame X. The Heiress. Bringing Up Baby. To Each His Own. Life. The Fifth Element. Romeo & Juliet (Baz Luhrman). The Birdcage. The Big Lebowski. To Wong Fu Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar. Household Saints. Art School. The Secretary. Jumping Jack Flash. My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Kingpin. Who's the Man? (Both of those Bridget Jones movies). War of the Roses. About Schmidt. Dogma. Comming to America. The Wedding Singer. Stepping Out. Arthur. The Truth About Cats and Dogs. Center Stage. Willow. Mouse Hunt. Legend. Mannequin. Harry and the Hendersons. Ice Age I&II. Finding Nemo...

Television:

The Chelsea Handler Show The Family Guy Girlfriends

Books:

Trying Neaira by Debra Hamel. The Courtesan's Revenge by Frances Wilson. My Lady Scandalous by Wilson. The Mad Queen of Spain by Michael Prawdin. The Virgin Queen by Christopher Hibbert. The Life and Death of Anne Boleyn by Eric Ives. The Prehistory of Sex by Timothy L. Taylor. The Red Queen by Matt Ridley. All Brenda Jackson books (that's right, I'm a sap!)

Heroes:

Josh (my brother, I LOVE YOU!), Margaret Maloy (grandmother, dad's side). Raquel Escobar (grandmother, mom's side). Veronica Franco. Eleanor of Aquataine. Anne Boleyn. Elizabeth I. Juana the Mad. Harriette Wilson. Katherine Hepburn. Margaret Cho. Persia White. Catwoman.

My Blog

The Death of a Boy Toy

Had I a breath for my suffocated voice, a compass for this lost cause, an iron will for his wicked ways, an immaculate excuse for my sinful days Had I a song for his tone-deaf ears, a borrowed sunset ...
Posted by Vuestra Merced on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:29:00 PST

Sharing (dirty laundry) is caring

Chris, you owe me $7,500. Suji, no, I’m not alright...  But it’s really nobody’s fault but my own, so don’t worry about me; I don’t deserve it. Sean, you’re a ...
Posted by Vuestra Merced on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:54:00 PST

Being the other woman

The controversy was masked by cupidity Want mimicked need Right mimicked wrong, and though battling each ignition, indeed he still returned Ill-fated but powerful and unexpectedly memorable, and I wat...
Posted by Vuestra Merced on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:51:00 PST

Track 10 on ATB's Seven Years 1998-2005 album

What he held back in conversation, he said it all with his eyes Incisive, ethereal, and shadowing secrets Sharply piercing, hardly blinking This silent man with the sultry eyes that spoke chronicles w...
Posted by Vuestra Merced on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:50:00 PST

The way of the crushed grapes

(To all the cheating bastards in our past, the lonely, lying ones in our present, and all the lucky bastards we'll devour in the future...  Ladies, shall we?&nb...
Posted by Vuestra Merced on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:32:00 PST

Gratitude

Every now and then you might cross paths with people that just, um, how shall I say it, uhhhh, they make you feel so happy it's like being tickled by an octopus.  So...  Being the dramatic s...
Posted by Vuestra Merced on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:36:00 PST