About Me
Hello..I am a jelly baby. I was created in a factory along with my entire race, out of old shit and rubbish, to create squidgey, squishy, juicy bits of fun. We all used to enjoy being moved about on the line, it was fun. One day though I was shoved (rather aggressively I might add) into a plastic bag. It was bright and yellow, but rather crampt. About 36 of my fellow jelly babies were forced into this little plastic thing, we should know as our temporary home. We all smelt really good. Fruity, due to the new natural flavours. No preservatives in me mate, I'm all man. We'd all been sweating it out in this bag for quite some time. Things were starting to get fidgety. Infact I was the biggest fidget bum of the lot. I decided to use my fidget powers to gain my freedom. I must admit I was a little scared to flee the coop, to abandon ship, to dig out the hole, however I went ahead with full steam. I focused all of my sugars into one area, and wailed like never before. The bad BURST open, and my little shorty legs ran about, at first I fall over, and couldnt get up, because I'm a dumpy fat ass. I saw my fellow babies all squirming about on the ground, and thought to myself, this is my doing, I have killed a race. Alas.
Anyways, to cut a long story short, I am now working in a petrol station, the pays fairly poor, but I don't need money, not when I've got love. I'll be willing to share my story with friends in due course, but it's taken me about 3 weeks to type this out, as I have to keep jumping from key to key. It's a hard life, but I keep on bouncing back.
Keep sweet.
