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Jay

BLASTING FOR SANTA!!!!!!!

About Me

mY ORIGIN'S are unknown an my pubic hair is pink! To you i am jay, a caveman who hits things, do not be afraid for when pigs fly the sun is golden!
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Name: Jay Roberts
Birthday: 27/07/88
Birthplace: Abergavenny
Current Location: Hell
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5ft 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Pakistan
The Shoes You Wore Today: Slippers
Your Weakness: Pineapple
Your Fears: Toilet
Your Perfect Pizza: Marmtie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Death
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who stole my beer
Your Best Physical Feature: Back
Your Bedtime: When im asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't member
Pepsi or Coke: Who cares!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King!
Single or Group Dates: huh?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what the hell are they
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: hell yea
Do you Sing: Who dont
Do you Shower Daily: its that one EARTH rotational cycle?
Have you Been in Love: i guess
Do you want to go to College: been there done it
Do you want to get Married: who knows
Do you belive in yourself: to do what?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I know i am
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea :-D
Do you play an Instrument: drums/guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Damn straight!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope dunt think so
&..39;In the past month have you been on Drugs:' alcohols a drug ent it dickhead?!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeh
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a mall? bloody yanks
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreos?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no way!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes an eskimo called fred
Ever been Drunk: im drunk now
Ever been called a Tease: you bet ya
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: On my own terms!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
What country would you most like to Visit: America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: none
Short or Long Hair: long if i wanted a girl with short hair id be gay
Height: not taller than me
Weight: bout 6 stone light than me
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: 139
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4
which villan are you from doctor who?(images)
you are the master the renegade time lord with a convincung evil laugh and a goatee
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QUESTION 1:
Whats My Favourite Beer?
A) Heineken
B) Becks
C) Carlsberg Export
QUESTION 2:
Whats my dog called?
A) Dai
B) Paddy
C) David
QUESTION 3:
Whats My Favourite Food?
A) Fish and chips
B) Sausage and chips
C) Fillet Steak and chips
QUESTION 4:
Whats My Favourite Part Of A Woman
A) Tits
B) Intellect
C) Ass
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My Interests

Drinking with mates, or with out lol sci fi, messing about on guitar , and drums

I'd like to meet:

Nerds and sci-fi extremists, blast worshiping monty python-esque penguins, derek roddy, david L gray, tim yeung, zakk wylde, god and all of your pets.

Music:

Akercocke, Slayer, Vital Remains, Fear Factory, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, Judas Priest, Biomechanical

Movies:

Uncle Buck, V For Vendetta,any arnie films, usual suspects, casino, Alien Trilogy- i know there are 4 but be fair the last one sucked balls!, Predator, Predator 2, Cradle of Fear

Television:

Top Gear, the news, New Tricks

Books:

Angels And Demons by Dan Brown WHAT A BOOK!!!!

Heroes:

the guy who inveneted heineken, ="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oSFWXx0SuEU"

My Blog

your average night by the average bloke

9:19 AM the dawn following the average night by your average bloke, fuelled by alcoholic beverages containing way to much sugar to be consumed by any human being, lubricated the transition between sob...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:31:00 PST

Dai’s birthday tale

It all began with a bloke. who 20 years yestaday was brought into this world never knowing what adventure lay before him, a destiny yet unrealised, this bloke's name was dai and we all decided to go o...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:17:00 PST

wicked day

This fine day i found myself awaking from my slumber at bout 9 after having only 3 hours rest, this did not bode well for my demeanor as the weather loomed it was indeed a pathetic fallacy.  I ev...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:55:00 PST