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Cunning Ringwrist

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About Me

I like quote worthy one-liners. I like adults who use "your" when saying you are (opposed to you're). If you don't know about Minus the Bear, you don't deserve to.
The GF

My Interests

I dont fucking know. A lot of things. I like business. Making money or the notion of such. Dictionaries. Working, in general. School. Automobiles. Music. The Cardinals. Britni. My Buddies. Thats all I got for now.

I'd like to meet:

Henry Rollins, Jeter, and Tucker Max.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Lindsay Lohan

Similarities

Damn, we look good

In my better days

Music:

Bayside, Explosions in the sky, Alkaline trio, Authority Zero, Coheed, Jimmy eat world, RXBandits, Poison the well, Atreyu, The Format, .Hopesfall., Jurassic 5, weerd science, underoath, Marley, Sinatra, Sublime, Saves The Day, FSF, Sunny Day real estate, Dead Poetic, Taking back Sunday, Mae, Panic at the Disco, Criteria, Minus the beezie, SOAD, the Bled, New Found Glory, Moneen, Hot Rod Circut, Hey Mercedes, Glassjaw, via satellite, cartel, the academy is..., fall out boy, saosin, graditude, Anberlin, Copeland, Blink 182, Say anything, CruiserWeight, Denali, Before Braille, and Weezer is maybe my all time favoriteholler
Alkaline Trio

Weezer

Saves The Day

Pharmecuetical Bandits

Poison the Well

New Found Glory

Hopesfall

Atreyu

Frank Sinatra, the Great.

Jonah

Authority Zero

Movies:

Boiler room, Made, Fight Club, Oceans 11/12/13, Goodfellas, knocked up, Casino, Good Will Hunting.

Television:

Careful with TV... its generally not good for your well being.

Books:

The dictionary.

My Blog

How does the Police Dept. not have their priorities straight?

If I see one more Police Dept. commercial on television about getting a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt, Im going to write a letter. Hello-- there is this thing called DUI's that you need to be han...
Posted by Cunning Ringwrist on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

Girls that are takers...

I have noticed something about women recently that I don't totally understand. And this goes for alot of men, minorities, homeless, and others as well, but I suppose I can most clearly see this in wo...
Posted by Cunning Ringwrist on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

Kurt Warn-down

Kurt Warner came into my work tonight. At the same exact time, ESPN announced he was sitting for the game this sunday, and papa Leinart is starting. Me and Wemple comprised in a phone conversation a...
Posted by Cunning Ringwrist on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:39:00 PST

Minus The Fuckyou.

Minus The Bear. Menos El Oso. The Beatles didnt revolutionize music, Minus The Bear went back in time and formed the Beatles to one day set the stage for themselves. Minus the Bear and Starbucks are b...
Posted by Cunning Ringwrist on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:36:00 PST

To Hipsters Giving Scottsdale a Bad Name:

Dazed, I wonder through myspace. "Shes cute, shes friends with him from high school, wow she got kinda ugly, shes dating that douche!" Here is what I have concluded: Not much makes me more sick, than ...
Posted by Cunning Ringwrist on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 02:53:00 PST

"What did you do this weekend?"

After laboring away at Marketing homework, I decide to break to go get cigarettes.  Of course, I go to my favorite late night gas station, Shell, at 90th and shea.  I eagerly trot in to see ...
Posted by Cunning Ringwrist on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:37:00 PST

Fuck CBS: To Fellow Football Fans

Suddenly, I have all sorts of things to rant about.  This one is for you NFL fans. Correction, its for CBS, the self proclaimed America's "number one" most watched station.  Wanna know why t...
Posted by Cunning Ringwrist on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 02:55:00 PST

One day my writing will be this clever.

Chuck Norris is an extraordinary human being: I didnt write this, but would love to claim it as my own. Sorry. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck N...
Posted by Cunning Ringwrist on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:47:00 PST

ATTN: Human Race.

Most people I know think Im a nut.  I have notions or intuitive senses of some sort, unlike most.  Im no illuminati, but sometimes, I just know things. Which is not really the point.  ...
Posted by Cunning Ringwrist on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 08:05:00 PST

The first and last

this is the first and last survey I will ever do on myspace...or anyones space for that matter. 1) My uncle once: did some really scandalous ass shit... 2) Never in my life: will i watch dr. phil ...
Posted by Cunning Ringwrist on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 10:37:00 PST