Since 1990
I eat Kiwis with the skin on
A lot of my friends are gingers.
I have my own language and you can't read it. roflz. I'm Matt. me, I'm a single cell on a serpents tounge. I'm pretty good at making new friends so dive on in. I'm the jealous type and I hate it a lot. but I usually dont show it. I have the greatest friends in the world. And a pretty rockin famjam. sometimes I try too hard. sometimes I dont try at all. I'm too impatient for a lot of stuff. I usually write everything down so I can read and figure out whats going on. but you'll probably never read it. even if you ask politly. I like to make music and I have a lot of songs written but I'm not gonna sing them for you. even if you ask politly. I tend to focus on one thing for a while and become completely obsessed with it and after it gets boring I'll move on to the next thing. this happens in waves so eventually I do a circle and end up back where I started. I love dancing. but i like calling it "jiving". I love the country side. I love plants and summer. I meditate. I am spiritual but not religiously. I pick my nose when I absolutly need to. I drool sometimes. there's no such thing as 'bedroom eyes'. I can usually find a song that explains how im feeling. Napping is one of the hardest things I've ever done. I believe in symmetry. I'm not that athletic though I get enough exersize to stay in shape. I'm really into unproven theories that appear to make sense. I'd rather wonder then know. school is a joke. I like jokes. especially when they're funny. If you can make me laugh we're good. I'll probably get annoying but I'm only kidding. I like to run for no reason. playing everything by ear is fun. I'd like to have something I can hold . I wish i was the only person you talked to. I'm into art. sigur ros is a good band. cheese cake sucks. shakespear blows. blankets are the best inventions ever. shovels come next. go ahead and judge me I might not ever meet you. I can clap with one hand. I like old movies. Nobody likes you when your 23. wich is good 'cause im 16. most people don't understand a lot of my jokes. I hate tomatoes but love burchetta. I love to drink. I'm a labbat man. Corona is good too. as is marijuana. Sometimes I stare. I really need to get my G1. I really need to get a job. We'd probably get along. Im rollin' in the Lauriers. If you have a question ask it; if you have an answer Don't say a word. I wish i have everything i needed to carry out my ideas. I wear headbands a lot. Peanut butter is the shit. My life is a musical. Sing along. I always want what I can't have the most. I'm allergic to lake water. seriously.
Everything you just read is fake. I don't even exist.
"Matt, Can you hold my pee while i take a coat?"
-Madison Senner
Oh and I can be nosey.
