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notagent47

Sparrow never land, where angry tiger prowl...

About Me


Hi! I'm Mark, 33, Male, currently in Essex, UK. Straight, baby blue eyes. I'm told I have broad shoulders. Overworked, underpaid, etc. Just your average "Joe" sticking it to the man!
I genuinely try to be a nice person, but its all the other muppets that make it difficult. Child friendly and fully house trained. Recovering after a really crap year, hoping to have a better '07. ;o) Starting to get those 'grown up' urges to settle down, after 15 years of raising hell! & If I were any more hip my bum would fall off.
I'd like to think I'm pretty tolerant and open minded, enjoy a good laugh (often at myself), but have no time for ignorance, arrogance or lying, cheating, slandering backstabbers.I try to be on good terms with all persons. Been online for far too long, and too long in the tooth for all that Bullshit! It takes all sorts to make a world...
Something of a charming rogue apparently, my mum said so... :oP
Do you ever have trouble sleeping? Just lie on the edge of the bed, you will soon drop off.
Crap Webbie here

My Interests

Music, films, food. 'Pooters. Ancient History. Chat. Keen video gamer. Going out, pubs, clubs etc. But nothing better than a cuddle up and a good movie or telly. All the usual 'guy' stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet? Erm, interesting people, making new friends, naughty nurses, world leaders, famous figures from history, HRH Queenie Liz and of course charming ladies. (but not too young) Up for chat with anyone really as long as your not a violent-peado-nazi-facist-ignorant-stuck up-selfcentered-fanatical moron! add away!

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Music:

I possess a deep passion for music liking many styles. Classical, Opera, Rock (Insert any other musical pigeon holing here) right through to some of the tougher styles of rock/dance music. I like pretty much anything really, as long as it has some soul, not just disorganised shouting, thrash or "happy hardcore" wtf is that all about?

Movies:

Comedy, action bo***ks, thrillers, Documentaries, Like a good twist in the tail ending!

Television:

News (I know BORING!) Phoenix Nights, Family Guy, Simpsons, Most Drama, CSI, Comedy, Enjoyed respectable on ch5 - well written, very funny! Not a soap opera person.

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Dan Brown, cheesy Clancy novels. More, factual books tbh not a big reader...

Heroes:

My Mum n Dad, Robin Hood, Martin Luther King, Richard the Lionheart, that kinda thing... Especially my Mum, an inspiration to me.

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My Blog

Facebook!

Thought i'd check out Facebook, as everyones raving about it! Find me there: Gowan, add me!
Posted by notagent47 on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:47:00 PST

New Phone! Woo!

Impressed so far! Review here   ...
Posted by notagent47 on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:51:00 PST

New Apple Product Launch!

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost £399 or £599 depending on speaker size.T...
Posted by notagent47 on Sun, 06 May 2007 07:35:00 PST

OK thats clever!

248-dimension maths puzzle solved serioulsy clever sh*t! have a read of this: clicky here!...
Posted by notagent47 on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:25:00 PST

Dating Site Bots *Sigh*

Hmmm. Not only do I seem to attract interweb weirdo's, (like that strange festivalchick or whoever) today I seem to have attracted nearly 10 dating site bots! Well, it keeps the friends count up I sup...
Posted by notagent47 on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:18:00 PST

OMG!

Blimey! Even my little cousin is on here! If anyone makes you cry Vik let me know! lol ...
Posted by notagent47 on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:01:00 PST

Grrrr F*****g Myspace

Getting a bit fed up of constant messages saying: "Sorry An error has occoured, this error has been forwarded to the myspace technical group" Do these people actually do anything!?! Do they even exisi...
Posted by notagent47 on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:15:00 PST

Haiku

I'm not all that fond of haiku as an art form but I do like this one ... Windows on PCNext line of haiku not found:Abort, Retry, Fail?...
Posted by notagent47 on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:12:00 PST

Survey Thing...

Moved this from my profile as it was taking up too much space, originaly completed Oct '05   ..>..> ..> Name: Mark Birthdate: 12/12/73 Birthplace: Crossfire Hurricane Current Locatio...
Posted by notagent47 on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST

Tequila Cake

Tequila Cake Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups of dried fruit READ CAREFULLY Sample the...
Posted by notagent47 on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:36:00 PST