A Washed Up Comedian And Outdoor Sports Instructor Leaves His Carefree Life Behind And Runs Off To Join The Merchant Navy.A Year And A Half Of Seeing The World And Taking The Piss Out Of Most He Joins This Website. You Now Join Him On His Quest To Do As Little As Possible Whilst Going Out Drinking (Slightly More Than Occasionally).I Spend Most Of My Time Divided Between Glasgow, Aberdeen And At Sea (Rest Of The World).When I'm Home In Aberdeen You Can Usually Find Me In Triple Kirks, Ma's, Bassment, Moshulu Then Singing (Badly) Whilst Drunk Walking Home.When In Glasgow You Can Usually Find Me Being Defeated By The Chimney Climb At The Glasgow Climbing Centre.When At Sea You Wont Find Me.In General I Spend My Life As An Unofficial Pirate But Face It I'm the Closest Thing Most Of You Will Get To a Pirate Myself On The Other Hand Has To Live With The Very Real Threat Of Meeting One!
