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D Bone

So crispy

About Me

Born and raised in Las Vegas, and while lots of people seem to love this town, I lack the enthusiasm that most non-native born people seem to possess. The 24 hour convenience is nice, but the weather, tourism, and god-awful traffic is not. Of course, it's practically cliche' to dislike your home town until you finally depart from it, so until I'm out of here I'll try to refrain from complaining too much.
At present I'm attending the University of Nevada, Las Vegas as a biology major. This course of study absorbs approximately 90% of my free time during the semester, and I tend to spend the other 10% drinking, watching DVD's, and hanging out with my amazing girlfriend. After undergrad I plan on going to graduate school to pursue a career in neuroscience.
I believe life is too short to not have fun and take risks. That said, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's people that take themselves too seriously. One of the greatest skills a person can learn is the ability to laugh at everything and everyone, themself included. Go out, meet new people, and try new things- life is all about new experiences.
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My Interests


Hip-hop, axle, tractors, rambo, playing unreal tournament with infinite ammo, taggers, vandals (in black socks and sandals), doin' as many drugs as I can motherfuckin’ handle, skippin’ school, breakin’ rules, flippin' the bird, fast food, cartoons after hittin’ some herb

I'd like to meet:

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie. Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

AIM- DrunkPunk702

Music:


I listen to pretty much everything (except country). From G-Funk to Death Metal, I love it all. Click here to view my entire CD collection.

Movies:

Pimps Up Ho's Down, Office Space, Dumb and Dumber, Kill Bill volume 1 & 2, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Léon

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Bro's, Futurama, Family Guy, Stroker and Hoop, Reno 911, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, The Comedians of Comedy, Standup, Drawn Together, Entourage

Books:

Favorite Authors: Raymond E Feist, David Eddings, Robert Jordan, Orson Scott Card

Heroes:

Patton Oswalt, Alexander Shulgin, Stephen Colbert, Bill Nye

My Blog

So I was driving home today when all of a sudden...

    ..mother fucking 'Whoomp There It Is' comes on the radio.  Fucking awesome.  That's about all I have to say so if you actually clicked this expecting an interesting story ...
Posted by D Bone on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:47:00 PST

Joke of the century.

So, there's a man crawling through the desert.He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, hadgreat fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit abig rock,...
Posted by D Bone on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:29:00 PST

Summer Recap

It's now August, and with the fall semester rapidly approaching, my summer vacation is just as rapidly coming to an end.  All in all it's been a pretty great summer and as usual I can happily say...
Posted by D Bone on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:54:00 PST

Own a time share? SELL IT FOR CASH!!

PLEASE STAY AND ENJOY THE LOVELY MUSIC ...
Posted by D Bone on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:05:00 PST

BLOGOSPHERE COMPROMISED

oh no how did this get here i am not good with internets
Posted by D Bone on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 11:36:00 PST