lisa reya.. < http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCXnQwz_w3E&eurl= < FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOMFAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: cry with youFAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck outFAKE ASS FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail REAL FRIENDS: will be in jail with youFAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all there real friends even the one who sent it to them 123Oct 11 2006 5:46P