In Memory of Michael Jackson |
In Memory of Michael JacksonHe had a tough childhood
Despite his talent in bunches.
He learned how to moonwalk
By ducking his Dads punches.
His career began well
And he was generous and kind,...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:36:00 GMT |
Inferno |
Inferno Care not for fashionOr what look is the latestEvery man knowsFire pussy is the greatest. Hair aflame and skin so fairEvery redhead and her frecklesMakes me cum in my underwea...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:26:00 GMT |
Fine Dining |
Fine Dining Arrived I did for some crispy wingsOr maybe some popcorn chicken.But the girl behind the counter at the KFCWas the real meal I was lickin'. Colonel Sanders was a culina...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 14:58:00 GMT |
Testament of Faith |
Testament of Faith If G-d is forgiving as they sayHe'll be sure to excuse us this infractionAnd religion will finally be pulling its weightIf it will help us get some action. Christ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 14:55:00 GMT |
The Gamble |
The Gamble Darkness descends quicklyAnd merriment becomes despairAs what seems like a harmless tootHas just destroyed your underwear. Be forewarnedWhen you decide to send your wind...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:03:00 GMT |
In Defense of Senator Craig |
In Defense of Senator Craig The senior Senator from IdahoIs surely not really a disgrace.He only needed some toilet paperTo wipe cum off of his face. What kind of world are we livin...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:59:00 GMT |
Ode To An Upper Decker |
Ode To An Upper Decker
And so let it be
In privacy
That revenge is finally honed.
Do not retreat
Revenge is sweet
Atop your enemy's throne.
Turn away
From the fist fight,
The arguments and scowls...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:04:00 GMT |
Man’s Honest Labor |
Man's Honest Labor
Wondering what do do
When your workday gets you blue?
When the rat race rages on
And the boss turns up the heat,
Do the work that really pays
And steal away to beat your meat...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:53:00 GMT |
