About Me
seriously i dont care if all the dolphins die, or if i never learn to juggle. cancer saves lives. im not telling you anything about me because im actually a rapist who enjoys taking advantage of older, amish gophers. i collect fish. i have teeth but i dont really talk to them anymore. my best feature is the webbing between my toes. people think i look like drake bell, but hitler never got the last cookie. the oyster king had no choice but to tickle the walrus himself. i want a mustache like daniel gay-lewis. gorilla.
