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Shawn Weston Inn

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I'm tall and important just like my fiancee. We love pancakes, Marx brothers, and sex in public. Wyndham hotel, I'm looking at you! As for me, I'm just a man trying to make my way in this crazy world, sticking my penis into as many things as I can. Watermelon, I'm looking at you! I spend the rest of my time working, and looking for a job that will be marginally better. Don't get too depressed, because I can do Human Resources anywhere! At the end of my lease, I may move to a place that is completely different. You don't know if I'm here or there.....baby. * Note to John Oates; Stop fucking calling me you pansy, I'm not your God Damned Superman . . . One thing I do know is that it's going to be a roller coaster ride of......Billy Ocean...Pacific to be exact, with bitches on my side and bitches on my back.

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I'd like to meet:

All of the hookers at the Eco Motel on East Lancaster, I'm telling you--The Three Day facial is the way to go. And it's not even what you're thinking it is . . .

My Blog

Pinball Wizard

I am reporting on Shawn, who cannot get past the 7 checkpoints of the Gottlieb game "Victory"--Shawn gets free steaks and has too much time on his hands.  He is also currently stuck on level 64 o...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 20:06:00 GMT

Bank

I figured I should let the rest of the world know how I am doing.  I'm doing great!  I finally have a grownup's job.  I'm working at a bank as a teller.  I do get bogged down by th...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 05:50:00 GMT

Possum control

Two nights ago I was on my first post and the truck checkpoint.  No one, I repeat, no one is cleaner or erudite than truckers.  Sitting in a little booth for twelve hours at a time is the mo...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 18:20:00 GMT

Bloggy McGee

I'm having fun!  I moved out to an apartment in Spring.  It is so great to be in my own place and trying to eke out a living, and I'm all ready growing up a bit.  Part of grow...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:18:00 GMT

Day trips

Maybe I should start writing in this more, if for no other reason than to keep my creative writing skills sharp.  It feels very self indulgent though.  I hate running through things that all...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:19:00 GMT

Fuck it

My resolution is to not give a damn about what people think of me.  I want to be one of those happy and caring people, but still say what I want.  If you see me worrying about what some assh...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 11:11:00 GMT

Boreders

A strange thing happened at my former work place yesterday.  I was getting a very bad vibe, and I don't know why.  I was feeling really bad about joking with one of my former bosses, but I d...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:37:00 GMT

cram this blog with walnuts, ugly

Lisa is fantastic.  I'm going to miss her.  I'll sorta miss the rest of you guys.
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jul 2005 22:20:00 GMT

Here's your blog

Lisa is a whore.
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jul 2005 23:22:00 GMT