Once upon a time, there was a small boy. After a while, he was not small anymore. This boy then found a guitar. It was not a good guitar though, so he bought a new one. He started writin' songs. The boy would record them onto his computer through his $15 Logitech microphone, where they would lay hidden away, seemingly for eternity. After a while he had accumulated several songs he was happy with, and happened to come across several nice young musicians, the first of whom was a drummer. He and the drummer came across a nice young boy who could also play the guitar, better than the first boy. He became the lead guitar player. The first young boy decided to sing and play rhythm guitar. But oh no, they had no bass player! Luckily the trio came upon another nice boy who could play the bass. The four nice boys decided to play rock and roll music together. It was super fun. The end.