Judy Ripper

Today i found a little dead girl on the side of the road by my house. she look ed so pretty just lying there in a puddle of her own blood. i felt bad for her, so i picked up and brought her over to my house. my parents weren't home and so i brought her into the kitchen to bake some sugar cookies. she wasn't being very helpful. at least she helped with the color of them because i put some of her blood into the mix. when the cookies were finished i brought them outside and set up a cookie stand. so the little dead girl and i were sitting there; selling cookies. when people asked what was wrong with her, i told them that she was tired from all the hard labor of baking these tasty cookies. one man came up and bought a cookie for himself and his son. he was wondering why the little dead girl was covered in blood. so i said, "why wouldn't she be covered in blood; these are halloween cookies?" so he believed it and him and his son both ate there cookies and walked away. by the end of the day, all of the cookies were gone and the entire neighborhood were all in intensive care at the local hospital. i guess i shouldn't have used some of the little dead girl's blood in the cookies. "oh well". so i was just sitting there with the litte dead girl in my room when my parents got home. they came up and when they saw her; they asked who my guest was. i told them that she was a friend. later that night when it was time to go to bed, i put the little dead girl in my bed next to me and she said" can we go to a Marilyn Manson concert tomarrow?"