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Ali

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About Me

I was in 'Nam, but I got there a bit late, so I spent the time drinking warm beer and playing on the water slide. Since then I've mostly been writing my memoirs. I've also dedicated a fair amount of time to lying to small children and old people.


These are my best friends and fellow 'mos. Eye hart them muchly.




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My Interests

Cress
Sleep
Banana Yazoo
Music
Doooooooooom!!
Literature (looks like we got ourselves a reader..)
Jack Daniels
Stars

I'd like to meet:

Pirates.

Music:

Abba
Adam and the Ants
Adicts
Aerosmith
Agent Orange
Amen
Animals
Aquabats
At The Drive-In
Ataris
Athena
Bad Brains
Bad Religion
Barenaked Ladies
Beach Boys
Beautiful South
Belle & Sebastian
Betty Curse
Black Sabbath
Blondie
Bob Dylan
Bouncing Souls
Bracket
Briggs
Bruce Springsteen
Business
Busters
Buzzcocks
Cake
Camera Obscura
Capdown
Cardigans
Catch 22
Citizen Fish
Clash
Cramps
Cure
Damned
Dance Hall Crashers
Darkness of the Knees
David Bowie
Dead 60s
Dead Kennedys
Deftones
Descendents
Dire Straits
Distillers
Dresden Dolls
Dropkick Murphys
Dusty Springfield
Dwarves
Easyworld
Eels
Elvis Costello
Epoxies
Eric Clapton
Eurythmics
Exploited
Feeling
Flaming Lips
Flogging Molly
Foo Fighters
Franz Ferdinand
Frenzal Rhomb
Garbage
Goldfinger
Goo Goo Dolls
Gorillaz
Green Day
Guano Apes
Guttermouth
Hefner
Hippos
Hissyfits
Hole
Ian Dury
Idlewild
Iggy Pop
Ignite
Iron Maiden
Jack off Jill
Jimmy Eat World
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros
Joy Division
Juliette and the Licks
Kaiser Chiefs
Killers
Killer Barbies
Kinks
Kirsty MacColl
Kooks
Lacuna Coil
Lars Frederiksen
Less Than Jake
Letters to Cleo
Lighting Seeds
Lit
Mad Caddies
Madness
Magnetic Fields
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Meatloaf
Melvins
Metallica
Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Millencolin
Misfits
Modest Mouse
Muse
MxPx
My Bloody Valentine
My Ruin
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
No Doubt
NOFX
Offspring
OK Go
Operation Ivy
Panic! At The Disco
Pennywise
Pixies
Pogues
Pretenders
Proclaimers
Propaghandi
Public Image LTD
Pulley
Pulp
Queens of the Stone Age
Ramones
Rancid
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reel Big Fish
Richard Thompson
Rolling Stones
Roxy Music
Save Ferris
Scissor Sisters
Screeching Weasel
Sex Pistols
Shakira
Shins
Silverchair
Simon and Garfunkel
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Ska-P
Skankin Pickle
Skatalites
Skid Row
Skids
Skunk Anansie
Slackers
Smiths
Snake River Conspiracy
Soviettes
Specials
Spengler
Stiff Little Fingers
Stranglers
Street Dogs
Sublime
Suicide Machines
Swingin Utters
System of a Down
Talking Heads
They Might Be Giants
Tom Waits
Toys
Tsunami Bomb
Undertones
Van Halen
Van Morrison
Vandals
Voodoo Glow Skulls
Waterboys
Wham
White Snake!
White Stripes
Who
Wizo
Wolfstone
X-Ray Spex
XTC
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Zombina and the Skeletones

Movies:

Labyrinth
American Tail
Monty Python's Life of Brian and The Quest for the Holy Grrrail
Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Pulp Fiction
Hotshots and Part Deux
Zoolander, Dodgeball, Starsky and Hutch
Fargo
The Goonies
The Lost Boys
Stand By Me
The Princess Bride
The Nightmare Before Christmas, Big Fish, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Corpse Bride
My Girl
Leon
Taxi Driver
Evil Dead triology
Trainspotting
Misery
Blues Brothers
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Benny and Joon
Dogma
Die Hard!!
Truly, Madly, Deeply
Pirates of the Caribbean
Shaun of the Dead
Cannibal, the Musical
Arachnaphobia
The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Finding Nemo, Toy Story, Shrek..
Batman, the movie!
Ed Wood
Don Juan Di Marco
Waynes World 1 and 2
Some Like It Hot
Ring
Battle Royale
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Ghostbusters
BASEketball
Airplane
Orgazmo
Team America: World Police
Sin City
The Happiness of the Katakuris
Phone
Oldboy
Lagaan!
The Boy In The Plastic Bubble

Television:

Blackadder
Black Books
Cow and Chicken
Dangermouse
Family Guy
Futurama
Green Wing
Invader Zim
Moomins
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Murder, She Wrote
Neighbours!!
Nevermind the Buzzcocks
Nip/Tuck
Powerpuff Girls
QI
Sailor Moon
Scrubs
Simpsons
Spaced
Spongebob Squarepants
South Park
The Young Ones
TMWRNJ
Two Pints

Books:

Roman Dirge
Jhonen Vasquez
Tim Burton
Isabel Allende
Nikolai Gogol
Oscar Wilde
Robin Jarvis
Terry Pratchett
Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Heroes:

Adam West.

My Blog

Like, morbid dude.

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by Ali on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:42:00 PST

About Me.

I was going to put this as my 'about me' but I changed my mind. Here is a description of how the world sees me, texted to me by a close friend. It'll help people when deciding whether to befriend me...
Posted by Ali on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:46:00 PST

I was born out back, behind the chicken shack

Aquabats are coming to Scotland in August :) Me n' Chris shall be in the front row.Amusing quotes from my English revision:"Allow me, in conclusion, to congratulate you warmly upon your sexual interc...
Posted by Ali on Mon, 15 May 2006 03:09:00 PST

Read Middlemarch until you die.

Oh ho ho. One of the articles I have been reading for my history tutorial this week uses the word 'pap'.I am quite immature.
Posted by Ali on Wed, 03 May 2006 06:45:00 PST

This week's caption competition...


Posted by Ali on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:27:00 PST

You wore grey, I was in chiffon..

Last night I watched Casablanca for the first time, cause we're doing it in film studies. Tis a lovely film, but in certain parts, memories of Hot Shots Part Deux severely affected my ability to susp...
Posted by Ali on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 04:51:00 PST

Bliiiiiiiiiiiind

I opened my new contact lenses today and there was only half of a left one. Doh.
Posted by Ali on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 08:54:00 PST

Changing Perceptions

Yesterday I saw a Japanese yah. This was a bit of a culture clash to me. He had the required posh "yah, yah, yah" accent and was pompously (and of course loudly) chatting on his expensive mobile pho...
Posted by Ali on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 04:06:00 PST

Maps

You're the Yeah Yeah Yeahs! a very cool bandin my point of view! You can't really predictwhat song they'll come up with next! If you arein the mood for something diffrent, this bandis definatly for yo...
Posted by Ali on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 04:23:00 PST

giving chips to young children causes breast cancer

1. What color is most reflective of you? I like pink and poiple. My hair has been both of these colours, as are most of mes vetements (that's clothes, for uncultured non french-speaking types). 2. H...
Posted by Ali on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 03:58:00 PST