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CHOKING ON PRETZELS

CHOKING ON PRETZELS WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

we are a political punk band from framingham, massachusetts. like hardcore punk type shit its rad. our Myspace, however, is a virtual battle between lyricist and singer Shawn Petrini, and guitarist Jeremy Thompson. Shawn wants it to be serious, and jeremy wants it to be funny. i dont see the big deal, considering its JUST A FUCKING MYSPACE. . we'll have some recordings up soon. message us if you wanna book a show. Choking on Pretzels is pro-animal,pro-peace,anti-capitalist,anarchist,anti-fascist, anti-racist,anti-sexist,anti-homophobic,and militantly pro-crack. We are inspired by street punk like the casualties, but we also play hardcore like sick of it all, comback kid, and have heart. Don't be a timid little catholic school boy, message us if you want to book a show with us
FUCK GERMSAnd the long awaited return of the helicopter game to keep you amused until we actually get some music up!now unfortunatly all we can get you is the link because the HTML is being bitchyHelicopter Game

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/1/2006
Band Website: our website is undergoing surgery
Band Members: shawn petrini-layin down the pain on the mic/heavy words of revolution/crack smoking

jeremy thompson-guitar/music/worlds 3rd best origami folder

giles-King of Trinidad/bass

ill lynch laying down torrents of anger on the kit/ex-spice girl

Influences: any band that kicks ass, mostly something in the punk genre, Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Nietzsche, other dudes, other stuff.
FUCK CAPITALISM
Sounds Like: a blunt axe to the eardrum
Record Label: none
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Apology

Well jake is out, but my last blog was kind of harsh (and corny!). i guess usually when a member leaves or gets kicked out you are supposed to be chill about it. So I will be. Jake, Will and Shawn wer...
Posted by CHOKING ON PRETZELS on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:20:00 PST

JAKE'S OUT!

This weak has been a tornado of problems for COP. One benifit that might occur is that we kicked out rythm guitarist Jake. If the conflict that shawn was involved with was batter, Jake was the spoon t...
Posted by CHOKING ON PRETZELS on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:26:00 PST

HIATUS!!!

we are on hiatus until september. An incident occurred with Shawn, the same one that happened fall of last year. C.O.P wishes the best for him and hopes that his punishment will become less severe. (M...
Posted by CHOKING ON PRETZELS on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:27:00 PST

um...about that last blog shawn sent

Well...I'm afraid to say that Will and Jake got into some trouble. So the show at will's will be moved to a different date and venue. as far as recordings go, hopefully we will hit up the studio soon,...
Posted by CHOKING ON PRETZELS on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:37:00 PST

punkest motherfuckers you ever did see (info on shows recordings and how to make crack cocaine)

alright, at least once a week some dumbfuck asks "hey wheres the recordings?" well they're odviously not on the fucking myspace. anyway we will be recording within the next month (thats a fucking dead...
Posted by CHOKING ON PRETZELS on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

our status as of now, january 17

You may know that Shawn got into some trouble, and that slowed our progress down a bit. Jeremy broke his arm skateboarding (what a fucking loser), though he can still play guitar; not as well as with ...
Posted by CHOKING ON PRETZELS on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:04:00 PST

shawns return and blah

all right as some of you know i am grounded to hell.it sucks dick. it sucks because i let the band down no shows/recordings till i get back hopefully DEC.!i've written like a billion new songs and i a...
Posted by CHOKING ON PRETZELS on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:35:00 PST

gigs n' such

Hey, will. The gig on the 26th is probably off because a while ago we decided that we werent gonna do any shows w/o Shawn, and since he almost definitely cant come, dont rely on it happening. He ...
Posted by CHOKING ON PRETZELS on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:22:00 PST

showsn'recordings

hey. will from cop again, saying that the gig on the 26th at the Amazing Things center will be without Shawn, so if youre coming just to see him, I'm afraid youre going to be let down. And given this ...
Posted by CHOKING ON PRETZELS on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:59:00 PST

us, motherfucker!

YIPPIE! Hey, its will. Were having a show on the 26th w/ Common Error and The Sessions so fuckin be there. id tell you more but this is all I know. I dont even have a fuckin idea where the Amazing Thi...
Posted by CHOKING ON PRETZELS on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:17:00 PST