I drink every single day. I smoke WAY too much. I have discovered that most people don't really know the actual meaning of the word precocious. I am a HUGE dork, but so is everyone else. I'm just willing to allow myself to be seen that way. My dog is named after a serial killer. I love TV and movies because they keep me entertained. I prefer sitting in a driveway with friends and neighbors drinking beer rather than going to a shitty overcrowded bar where you can't hear anything. My iPod keeps me sane while simultaneously pissing me off because I'm convinced the shuffle setting is retarded. I prefer a Zippo over a cheap lighter. I severely dislike body hair on anyone. My father is the gayest straight man I know. I like to vacuum. I will play cards for hours. I think everyone's persona that they put out to others is bullshit. I am lazy and fully willing to admit it. I never understand why people like me. I have stolen a variety of street signs in my youth. I often wake up with injuries of which I have no idea of their origins. I just decided that origins is an odd sounding word. I enjoy people who have an expansive vocabulary. I will make a judgement on someone by how they speak. I hate spiders, they're creepy. I DETEST being tickled. It's not cute. It's not a good way to flirt. It's annoying and extremely unenjoyable. I'm not very good about taking out the trash. My wardrobe is pretty limited in the color variety area. I wear boxers. I wear them because I hate underwear but I have to have something on to prevent me from showing my ass crack when I bend over. Fuck you if you don't like it. I am stubborn and a know it all and cocky to boot. I cannot stand not having the answer. I can be a bitch just like every other woman. I am how I am and set in my ways, and I truly doubt there is someone out there who is going to have me for the rest of their lives. I will however, put up with much more bullshit than most people. Other than all of that, I really do like chocolate Teddy Grahams more than anyone should.
That's right....I'm a big 'ole Star Wars geek
.. This is so me....
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