I'm a doctor, I work at Sacred Heart Hospital! I work in medical and my best friend Turk works in surgical. You see, surgical and medical doctors are kinda like two rival gangs. Not real gangs, more like those cheesy gangs you see in Broadway musicals.
I love to narrate my own life in my head like its a walking journal or tv show, it keeps me happy but sometimes I take it a bit too far....
I don't like that much freedom down there. It makes me tingle in my giblets.
I love shower shorts, they are for the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to! ;-)
