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To all bands...
I've been getting an assload of friend requests from bands lately, and I figure this needs to be said.Even though I enjoy the music aspect of this site, I consider MySpace to be a social networking to...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 23:11:00 GMT
Hit Reset, kick, and peel.
Psych! Anyone expecting a pissed-off rant will be disappointed. This is just a spur-of-the-moment personal revelation which transpired today.A gas main cracked open during some asphalt work being done...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 18:34:00 GMT
Catho-licks
I figured it out. I know how to drastically reduce the number of acts of molestation perpetrated by Catholic priests. It's really simple, actually.Altar boy blow-up dolls.Priests could get all that ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 12:07:00 GMT
Jesus wept - the day my parents met!
For those of you out there who are wondering, "Pat, what's up with all the ranting about religion", this is for you. I came upon a blog that someone else posted (name withheld), and I felt like shoot...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 20:38:00 GMT
The blog of all blogs:
It ain't mine. I could never write something this funny. This is the most entertaining thing I've ever read on the web. I had to read the whole thing in one evening, giggling like a little bitch th...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:16:00 GMT
Unintelligent Designation
Jesus fucking Christ (pun intended) am I getting sick of the knuckle dragging flat-earthers pushing the "intelligent design" theory! I could blab forever about this, but I'm going to keep it down to ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 16:31:00 GMT
The Top 8
Since we can manage our top eight slots on the Friends list, I just want to say that I don't want to hear any fucking whining from those who got knocked out of the previous positions they held. It's ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 16:17:00 GMT
What do you call a Pollock who has a huge funeral?
The pope! This is a happy time for me, because you can never have too many dead popes.
Also, before you start bashing me for picking on all those poor, repressed Catholics, understand that I hate ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Apr 2005 17:04:00 GMT