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About Me

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I'm Derek Wozniak
But you can call me Jesus
I hate the Eagles.
AND I'M NOT JEWISH DON'T ASK
For anyone confused about my name, here is the track listing for Paranoid by Black Sabbath (Also known as the greatest band in the world)
1. War Pigs/Luke's Wall
2. Paranoid
3. Planet Caravan
4. Iron Man
5. Electric Funeral
6. Hand of Doom
7. Rat Salad
8. Jack The Stripper/Faeries Wear Boots
I'm a senior at Bensalem... its not too bad but I can't wait to get the hell out of here... I hate most people... it is a proven fact... my philosophy about people is kinda like guilty until proven innocent...I play guitar and I've been playing for about 6 years... I like metal, classic rock, modern rock, and a little of everything else. I've been known to bust a move occasionally. I play football. I'm pretty jacked. I eat more than anyone I know. I work at McDonalds. I've managed to break my hand twice within the last 7 months I love LIVE FOR my friends.
IM = JackDaStripper66
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We say some stupid shit
Derek: I am, but I am
Matt: Steel Force... isn't that the wooden one?
Derek: I wanna rape a girl... but if she was on her period I'd probably just like come back a month later
Janet (While clearly bowling with bumpers):I haven't gotten a gutterball yet!
Kaeley: Dont die or I'll kill you
Matt- Don't break my ashtray
Derek- Why you don't even use it
Matt- I do when I bake out my car
Derek- Why no just roll down a window and flick it out?
More will undoubtedly be added

My Interests

I like doing stuff.. playing guitar and listening to music are probably my two favorite things in the world to do... I also enjoy eating and I guarantee I'll eat more than you... and I like to sleep... I also play football ... thats really about it... oh and i like drinking here are two quotes said by Mr. Ben Franklin that I like to live by:

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

"There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking"
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ME TEACHING YOU HOW TO DRINK BACARDI 151

I'd like to meet:

Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, Bill Ward, Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, Zakk Wylde, Chris Cornell, Tom Morello, John Denzmore, Robby Krieger, Ray Manzerak, Steve Vai, Pete Townshend, Roger Daltry, Phil Anselmo, Vinnie Paul, Rex, KK Downing, Glen Tipton, Nuno Bettencourt, Dave Murray, Adrianne Smith, Marv, Thomas Jane, Roger Waters, David Gilmour, Eddie Van Halen, Zakk Wylde, Lindsay Lohan, Vida Guerra.

Dead people I wish I coud meet: Randy Rhoads, John Baunum, Jimi Hendrix, Ivan the Terrible, Genghis Khan, Caligula, Jim Morrison, Dimebag Darrell, Cliff Burton, Bon Scott, John Entwistle, Keith Moon.

Music:

I play guitar and I love it- these are my recitals throughout the last few years-

"I don't care what anyone says; Black Sabbath invented heavy metal and if you disgree, I will fight you." -Randy Blythe, Lamb of God

"I've been visiting a psychiatrist for some time now. He plays mind games. He asks things like 'do you masturbate'? and I say 'do you breathe?'." - Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath

"The title track of their first album, Black Sabbath, is still one of the heaviest songs around... If someone asked me what Satan's theme song would be if he came to earth, that would be it." -Kerry King, Slayer

I listen to everything. And I mean everything... in the blog about me is a more in depth description with a shitload more bands in it, but these are the bands I couldn't live without:
Black Sabbath, The Who, Audioslave, Lamb of God, Unearth, All that Remains,Killswitch Engage, Coheed and Cambria, Soilwork, The Doors, Thrice, Atreyu, and a few rappers like Tupac, Dr. Dre, Biggie, and NWA

Oh, and I go to a LOT of concerts

Coheed and Cambria and Avenged Sevenfold
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Black Label Society

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Lamb of God, Children of Bodom and Slayer

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OZZFEST
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Movies:

300, Crank, Sin City, The Punisher, The Departed, The Prestige, Lucky Number Slevin, Inside Man, Full Metal Jacket, V for Vendetta, Remember the Titans, The Rock, Detroit Rock City, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Harold and Kumar, Pulp Fiction, Anchorman, Aladdin, The Emperor's New Groove, Saw 1, 2 and 3 , Idle Hands, and many more that I can't think of right now...

Books:

Uh...The Stand by Stephen King is my favorite book... A Clockwork Orange was good... No One Here Gets Out Alive (Jim Morrison biography)... Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas... the Sin City books... Angels and Demons and The DaVinci Code... thats about it

My Blog

This is me in a Nutshell

This is a little better description that what my about me gives cause not everybody will read this and its a little more personal I am Derek Wozniak I am probably one of the most confident and outgoin...
Posted by Jack The Stripper #66 on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:51:00 PST

To Chelsea

I still feel this way.... I've been so bitter about everything that's happened that I've been trying to fight it but I really do still love you Chelsea adn that will never change Over the past ...
Posted by Jack The Stripper #66 on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:59:00 PST

Me and drinking- everything you would want to know

DRINKING BACARDI 151 IM Convos: mexicanequalizer.. (5:06:18 PM)-->: ababylon?HEDKASE0420.. (5:06:23 PM)-->: babylonHEDKASE0420.. (5:06:27 PM)-->: shuyt up you nggerHEDKASE...
Posted by Jack The Stripper #66 on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST

Just a thought... somewhat disturbing

I have some thoughts sometimes. Many of these thoughts are about torturing people I hate, and I believe I may have come up with a foolproof method of ruining someone's life quickly and effectively yet...
Posted by Jack The Stripper #66 on Tue, 16 May 2006 10:24:00 PST

Wow football's finally over

So yeah basically I'm going to be happy and sad now cause football's over til next season...like there's no more practice which makes me really happy but then again theres no games which sucks cause f...
Posted by Jack The Stripper #66 on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 08:23:00 PST

Ozzfest '05 recap

Okay, I'm going to (try to) recap all that happened yesterday which was the greatest day of my life. Got in around 9:15, went to the second stage and watched The Haunted and Bury Your Dead... both pre...
Posted by Jack The Stripper #66 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To all my friends from the Extravaganza

Yeah, I love you guys. That would be, for the record: Matt, Matt, Alex, Chase, Dy-lon, Nick, Dom, Brady, Amber, Maurine, and anybody else who I hung out with if I forgot you, it's not cause I was drun...
Posted by Jack The Stripper #66 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A few heavy songs cause I'm in a heavy mood

Tool- Ænema Some say the end is near.Some say we'll see armageddon soon.I certainly hope we will.I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow ofFreaks Here in this hopeles...
Posted by Jack The Stripper #66 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm running out of good songs

Audioslave- Yesterday to Tomorrow Beauty is what the eyes behold And you burn brighter than most I chased you thru the midnight streets To be where I could speak freely I didn't care what tomorrow hel...
Posted by Jack The Stripper #66 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

even more lyrics- i need a life

Pantera- Cowboys From Hell Under the lights where we stand tallNobody touches us at allShowdown, shootout, spread fear within, withoutWere gonna take whats ours to haveSpread the word throughout the...
Posted by Jack The Stripper #66 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST